In all seriousness, I find porn a little boring.
When I was 11, my mate found his dad's extensive porn collection and, as you would expect, we read the lot.
At the tender age of 17, I saw my first strip show, and loved it. The lady with the cowboy hat and whip was especially interesting, and gave me my first taste of fish and leather as, before she put it in my mouth, she'd inserted it elsewhere.
By 18, I realised it wasn't all that much to bother about.
I don't bother at all now, haven't for years.