Mikeoxenormous
Diamond Member
I hate to say this, but i dont even think William Jefferson Clinton, would even think about raping that woman. She is coyote ugly.
What is coyote ugly you ask?
There is 1 bag ugly, where you put a bag over her head and proceed.
There is 2 bag ugly, where you put a bag over her head and yours just incase hers falls off.
There is 3 bag ugly, where you put a bag over her head, 1 over yours and one for anyone who happens to walk in.
Then there is coyote ugly, where when you wake up the next day and look at what is sleeping on your arm, you proceed to chew your arm off, just so you wont wake it up...That ugly.