Answer the Laffy Taffy Punchline

[Bonzi]

How Does a Farmer Transport a Cow?

 

[Defiant1]

He hires a moover.

 

[Bonzi]

He hires a moover.

close enough, he uses a "mooving" van!

 

[Bonzi]

What gives a Ghost permission/the right to scare you?

 

[Marion Morrison]

What gives a Ghost permission/the right to scare you?

STFU?

 

[Bonzi]

What gives a Ghost permission/the right to scare you?

STFU?

Maybe, but that's not the answer on the Laffy Taffy wrapper!

 

[Marion Morrison]

What gives a Ghost permission/the right to scare you?

STFU?

Maybe, but that's not the answer on the Laffy Taffy wrapper!

Pics or STFU. PS: I'm already searching for that one.

 

[Mikeoxenormous]

How Does a Farmer Transport a Cow?

 

[Marion Morrison]

In what month of the year do women talk the least?

 

[Mikeoxenormous]

In what month of the year do women talk the least?

Period?

 

[Marion Morrison]

In what month of the year do women talk the least?

Period?

No. February, because it's the shortest month of the year.

These are terribly bad. /thread

 

[Bonzi]

In what month of the year do women talk the least?

Period?

No. February, because it's the shortest month of the year.

These are terribly bad. /thread

Some of them are hilarious! Their being bad is what makes them so good!

 

[Bonzi]

What gives a Ghost permission/the right to scare you?

STFU?

Maybe, but that's not the answer on the Laffy Taffy wrapper!

Pics or STFU. PS: I'm already searching for that one.

Oh okay, I can do a pic... hang on....

 

[Bonzi]

What gives a Ghost permission/the right to scare you?

STFU?

Maybe, but that's not the answer on the Laffy Taffy wrapper!

Pics or STFU. PS: I'm already searching for that one.

 

[Peach]

What gives a Ghost permission/the right to scare you?

STFU?

Maybe, but that's not the answer on the Laffy Taffy wrapper!

Pics or STFU. PS: I'm already searching for that one.

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A haunting experience?

 

[Marion Morrison]

What gives a Ghost permission/the right to scare you?

STFU?

Maybe, but that's not the answer on the Laffy Taffy wrapper!

Pics or STFU. PS: I'm already searching for that one.

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A haunting experience?

A Haunting license.

 

[Peach]

Better!

 

[Bonzi]

STFU?

Maybe, but that's not the answer on the Laffy Taffy wrapper!

Pics or STFU. PS: I'm already searching for that one.

View attachment 158111

A haunting experience?

A Haunting license.

It's so hilariously corny! I love it!

 

[Bonzi]

Okay this one is good, I promise!

 

[Marion Morrison]

Maybe, but that's not the answer on the Laffy Taffy wrapper!

Pics or STFU. PS: I'm already searching for that one.

View attachment 158111

A haunting experience?

A Haunting license.

It's so hilariously corny! I love it!

Are you reading these from leftover Halloween candy?