Poker for Dummies

[Cassandro]

From their posts, it is apparent that most lefties have never (successfully) played poker. Let's review some basic rules:

1. Size up the other players.

2. Don't show them all your cards.

3. Calculate the odds.

4. Be willing to bluff.

5. Winning is not a bad thing.

Now apply these lessons to international relations.

Class dismissed.

 

[BlackFlag]

From their posts, it is apparent that most lefties have never (successfully) played poker. Let's review some basic rules:

1. Size up the other players.

2. Don't show them all your cards.

3. Calculate the odds.

4. Be willing to bluff.

5. Winning is not a bad thing.

Now apply these lessons to international relations.

Class dismissed.

Thank goodness you will never have any input on our international relations

 

[Auld Phart]

From their posts, it is apparent that most lefties have never (successfully) played poker. Let's review some basic rules:

1. Size up the other players.

2. Don't show them all your cards.

3. Calculate the odds.

4. Be willing to bluff.

5. Winning is not a bad thing.

Now apply these lessons to international relations.

Class dismissed.

Thank goodness you will never have any input on our international relations

Thank goodness you will never have any input on our international relations

and, thank goodness, neither will you

 

[BlackFlag]

From their posts, it is apparent that most lefties have never (successfully) played poker. Let's review some basic rules:

1. Size up the other players.

2. Don't show them all your cards.

3. Calculate the odds.

4. Be willing to bluff.

5. Winning is not a bad thing.

Now apply these lessons to international relations.

Class dismissed.

Thank goodness you will never have any input on our international relations

Thank goodness you will never have any input on our international relations

and, thank goodness, neither will you

If I thought it was all as stupidly simple as a poker game, I hope I’d have the sense to recuse myself from the grown ups’ table.

 

[Auld Phart]

From their posts, it is apparent that most lefties have never (successfully) played poker. Let's review some basic rules:

1. Size up the other players.

2. Don't show them all your cards.

3. Calculate the odds.

4. Be willing to bluff.

5. Winning is not a bad thing.

Now apply these lessons to international relations.

Class dismissed.

Thank goodness you will never have any input on our international relations

Thank goodness you will never have any input on our international relations

and, thank goodness, neither will you

If I thought it was all as stupidly simple as a poker game, I hope I’d have the sense to recuse myself from the grown ups’ table.

I hope I’d have the sense to recuse myself from the grown ups’ table.

This way out.

 

[Cassandro]

If I thought it was all as stupidly simple as a poker game

Never played poker, eh? What's your game - Go Fish?

 

[The Original Tree]

From their posts, it is apparent that most lefties have never (successfully) played poker. Let's review some basic rules:

1. Size up the other players.

2. Don't show them all your cards.

3. Calculate the odds.

4. Be willing to bluff.

5. Winning is not a bad thing.

Now apply these lessons to international relations.

Class dismissed.

Thank goodness you will never have any input on our international relations

Thank Goodness, President Trump kicked the Ever Living Snot out of ISIS, when Obama bent over backwards to whore for them like the good little traitor he is.

 

[Cassandro]

Obama never played poker, either.

 

[The Original Tree]

From their posts, it is apparent that most lefties have never (successfully) played poker. Let's review some basic rules:

1. Size up the other players.

2. Don't show them all your cards.

3. Calculate the odds.

4. Be willing to bluff.

5. Winning is not a bad thing.

Now apply these lessons to international relations.

Class dismissed.

Thank goodness you will never have any input on our international relations

Thank goodness you will never have any input on our international relations

and, thank goodness, neither will you

If I thought it was all as stupidly simple as a poker game, I hope I’d have the sense to recuse myself from the grown ups’ table.

You aren't allowed at The Grown Ups Table. Wishful thinking. Go sit in the corner.

 

[BlackFlag]

From their posts, it is apparent that most lefties have never (successfully) played poker. Let's review some basic rules:

1. Size up the other players.

2. Don't show them all your cards.

3. Calculate the odds.

4. Be willing to bluff.

5. Winning is not a bad thing.

Now apply these lessons to international relations.

Class dismissed.

Thank goodness you will never have any input on our international relations

Thank Goodness, President Trump kicked the Ever Living Snot out of ISIS, when Obama bent over backwards to whore for them like the good little traitor he is.

President Trump faked bone spurs to get out of joining the military. He did jack shit. ISIS has been pounded for years and they had no chance because they are a shit JV level army.

Also, btw, ISIS just launched its deadliest terror attack last month. MAGA

 

[Cassandro]

President Trump faked bone spurs to get out of joining the military. He did jack shit. ISIS has been pounded for years and they had no chance because they are a shit JV level army.

Are you deliberately trying to make lefties look stupid?

If so, Bravo!

 

[BlackFlag]

President Trump faked bone spurs to get out of joining the military. He did jack shit. ISIS has been pounded for years and they had no chance because they are a shit JV level army.

Are you deliberately trying to make lefties look stupid?

If so, Bravo!

You’ve thrown your full support behind “stupid” so STFU

 

[Cassandro]

You’ve thrown your full support behind “stupid” so STFU