Pissed....I AM PISSED!

[theDoctorisIn]

I'm going in at the end of Feb.

I think I'm going to grow my beard out and try to look as crazy as possible.

 

[Unkotare]

You ever been on a jury? Ugh....boring! Maybe Syrenn will get lucky and get to send someone to the electric chair

A chance to do one's civic duty? It should be seen as a stroke of luck!

If one is a home owner they are likely to be called...eventually. At least in my state.

I don't see why sexual orientation should play a role in it...

 

[Geaux4it]

If you go into the selection process dressed as a clown, they will probably not select you.

But they will likely hand them a Democrat Party registration form

-Geaux

 

[syrenn]

I have to report to god damn fucking rat bastard criminal jury duty in the morning!


Really? Seriously???


god help them all if they seat me.

It's your civic duty.

my civic duty is to put criminals behind bars..........and make sure they stay there for life

 

[PixieStix]

A chance to do one's civic duty? It should be seen as a stroke of luck!

If one is a home owner they are likely to be called...eventually. At least in my state.

I don't see why sexual orientation should play a role in it...

Being a home owner is a sexual orientation?

 

[Unkotare]

You just need 11 more angry women and I smell a hit play!

 

[syrenn]

Why pissed?

they hang you up for a week calling in just in case you have to show up..... so in my opinion that is 5 days, not 1. Once there... the jury pool room for criminal.... SUCKS. Its uncomfortable, way to crowded....and its flu season. I really dont want to be stuck in a room with breathing petri dishes.

There is NO parking, and the want you there at the height of the commute.

There are NO restaurants in the area but for fast food crap.


what it boils down to is.... I dont want to be there! And for that i will punish which ever lawyer seats me.

A guaranteed disqualification: Go in wearing something showing good cleavage. No attorney wants his jurors to take the attention away from the issue at hand.

lol..... ive tried that. It didnt work.

if what ever it will be....if it goes longer then Feb... im off. Ive already booked march up and have the tickets to prove it.

 

[Unkotare]

If one is a home owner they are likely to be called...eventually. At least in my state.

I don't see why sexual orientation should play a role in it...

Being a home owner is a sexual orientation?

It's 'cause....if you say "home owner" real fast, see...it kinda sounds like...I mean, it's really, really funny...really...

 

[PixieStix]

I have to report to god damn fucking rat bastard criminal jury duty in the morning!


Really? Seriously???


god help them all if they seat me.

It's your civic duty.

my civic duty is to put criminals behind bars..........and make sure they stay there for life

You won't send them to the chair?

 

[syrenn]

I have to report to god damn fucking rat bastard criminal jury duty in the morning!


Really? Seriously???


god help them all if they seat me.

Have an open mind. You might find it worth your time.

I have been on a jury four times in the past 30 years. Looking back, I am glad I participated.

oh i would be very fair.... but i am not going to tell them that.

 

[Unkotare]

they hang you up for a week calling in just in case you have to show up..... so in my opinion that is 5 days, not 1. Once there... the jury pool room for criminal.... SUCKS. Its uncomfortable, way to crowded....and its flu season. I really dont want to be stuck in a room with breathing petri dishes.

There is NO parking, and the want you there at the height of the commute.

There are NO restaurants in the area but for fast food crap.


what it boils down to is.... I dont want to be there! And for that i will punish which ever lawyer seats me.

A guaranteed disqualification: Go in wearing something showing good cleavage. No attorney wants his jurors to take the attention away from the issue at hand.

lol..... ive tried that. It didnt work.

I tried it and it worked like a charm! Of course back then I was working my pecs pretty hard...

 

[Unkotare]

It's your civic duty.

my civic duty is to put criminals behind bars..........and make sure they stay there for life

You won't send them to the chair?

I think making someone stand up for their entire life would constitute cruel and unusual punishment.

 

[syrenn]

I'm going in at the end of Feb.

I think I'm going to grow my beard out and try to look as crazy as possible.

civil or criminal?

 

[PixieStix]

I have to report to god damn fucking rat bastard criminal jury duty in the morning!


Really? Seriously???


god help them all if they seat me.

Have an open mind. You might find it worth your time.

I have been on a jury four times in the past 30 years. Looking back, I am glad I participated.

oh i would be very fair.... but i am not going to tell them that.

Don't tell them anything.......act like you are a deaf mute

 

[R.D.]

A chance to do one's civic duty? It should be seen as a stroke of luck!

If one is a home owner they are likely to be called...eventually. At least in my state.

I don't see why sexual orientation should play a role in it...

Huh?

 

[PixieStix]

my civic duty is to put criminals behind bars..........and make sure they stay there for life

You won't send them to the chair?

I think making someone stand up for their entire life would constitute cruel and unusual punishment.

 

[syrenn]

It's your civic duty.

my civic duty is to put criminals behind bars..........and make sure they stay there for life

You won't send them to the chair?

sadly... we dont have the chair anymore.... but a nice lethal injection...you bet. Ill push the plungers myself...and consider THAT my civic duty.

 

[PixieStix]

my civic duty is to put criminals behind bars..........and make sure they stay there for life

You won't send them to the chair?

sadly... we dont have the chair anymore.... but a nice lethal injection...you bet. Ill push the plungers myself...and consider THAT my civic duty.

I wish I could rep you for that

 

[percysunshine]

I have to report to god damn fucking rat bastard criminal jury duty in the morning!


Really? Seriously???


god help them all if they seat me.

Have an open mind. You might find it worth your time.

I have been on a jury four times in the past 30 years. Looking back, I am glad I participated.

oh i would be very fair.... but i am not going to tell them that.

Dress conservatively.....

.

 

[theDoctorisIn]

I'm going in at the end of Feb.

I think I'm going to grow my beard out and try to look as crazy as possible.

civil or criminal?

You know, I'm not sure.

All it says is "Superior Court", and I'm to report to 400 McAllister.