Lol bet you wont disagree

[deannalw]

I am allergic to them little bastards. But I wish I wasn't. Cats are extremely entertaining. Especially when they try to establish dominance with other animals in a household. They will slap a dog 27 times before it even blinks

I have two dogs that James is always trying to steal. He has 3 of the most retarded asshole cats ever to walk a living room carpet. They can be interesting, but one here especially is always testing the limits of one's patience and sanity. She beats the tar out of EVERYONE all the time. And waits and waits in some dark spot or shelf to jump out with 40 claws and yell SURPRISE BITCHES! Then she runs through the house at the speed of sound, vaulting off furniture, dogs, heads- whatever is there.

It's her rage parkour

 

[TNHarley]

I have two dogs that James is always trying to steal. He has 3 of the most retarded asshole cats ever to walk a living room carpet. They can be interesting, but one here especially is always testing the limits of one's patience and sanity. She beats the tar out of EVERYONE all the time. And waits and waits in some dark spot or shelf to jump out with 40 claws and yell SURPRISE BITCHES! Then she runs through the house at the speed of sound, vaulting off furniture, dogs, heads- whatever is there.

It's her rage parkour

Sounds awesome

 

[deannalw]

Sounds awesome

Yeah.

That's what it is.

Awesome.

I hear kitty cat slippers make great Christmas gifts.

 

[BackAgain]

So I wanted to put this in politics. But I figured it might be moved with no link. Even though its legit and a complete bullseye.
So I was goofing off with my dog, and I realized something. Every dog owner is a complete tyrant, going by the way we judge people in power.
We control when they eat, when they drink, when they piss, when they poop, when they can be sociable with other dogs, when they can leave a certain area etc.
And they love us unconditionally anyways. We, their owner, are their entire life. We dont completely control their life with bad intentions. Most of us want only the best for them, but regardless, we control almost everything they do. Tyrants think that way. Like they are doing good.
Like I said, they still love us unconditionally despite that. Humans do the same damn thing. Political tribalism has completely warped people. One day, they are antiwar. The next day, they support threatening 10 countries with invasion or regime change. Some will talk about the first amendment like its gods gift to earth. The next day, they want to use violence to silence anything they dont want to hear. Their integrity hangs on a balance of what some politician says. People love them unconditionally despite them wanting to completely control their lives. Despite them using punishment as a means to silence.
Despite the similarities between dogs and partisans, dogs are still better. Yeah, sure some of them might roll around in another animals shit. Yeah, sure some of them shit where they sleep. But so do some of you.
Dogs are better than most people. Fight me.

This belongs in politics.

Or a philosophy entry, maybe.

 

[TNHarley]

I was walking my sweet Maggie the other day, and I happened to look at my cousins house. He is my neighbor.. anyways they have several out door cats. They have this cat house that is like 4 ft off the ground. So I happened to look at that, and their black cat was soaring off that house to catch a bird. That little shit flew 6 feet. No lie. It missed the bird but it was cool to watch. Lol

 

[TNHarley]

This belongs in politics.

Or a philosophy entry, maybe.

Do you have any comment on the substance?

 

[EvilEyeFleegle]

Yeah.

That's what it is.

Awesome.

I hear kitty cat slippers make great Christmas gifts.

 

[EvilEyeFleegle]

Do you have any comment on the substance?

Which substance....I have a comment for all of them~

 

[BackAgain]

Do you have any comment on the substance?

Well, it’s beginning to look like more of a pet thread.

Is there a forum for “pets” I wonder?

 

[TNHarley]

Which substance....I have a comment for all of them~

Then let's hear it. I wanted more than funny conversation.
Besides the humor, what do you say about the OP?

 

[TNHarley]

Well, it’s beginning to look like more of a pet thread.

Is there a forum for “pets” I wonder?

Damnit

 

[deannalw]

I was walking my sweet Maggie the other day, and I happened to look at my cousins house. He is my neighbor.. anyways they have several out door cats. They have this cat house that is like 4 ft off the ground. So I happened to look at that, and their black cat was soaring off that house to catch a bird. That little shit flew 6 feet. No lie. It missed the bird but it was cool to watch. Lol

Damn! That is impressive, alright.One of his cat's talents is stealing my jewelry. Especially necklaces. I showed her the meat grinder one day and told her all about it, but she just looked and me and told me to **** off.

 

[EvilEyeFleegle]

Then let's hear it. I wanted more than funny conversation.
Besides the humor, what do you say about the OP?

Ahh..OP?

Oh yeah...well dogs are dogs and people are people. People anthropomorphize a lot, especially with pets.
Dogs made a species-wide deal with humanity thousands of years ago.
As a survival strategy, it worked...for both species.

But Man is Dog's God..to a large extent we bred almost all breeds of dogs deliberately, over thousands of years...we made them what they are...made to our order.

 

[BackAgain]

So I wanted to put this in politics. But I figured it might be moved with no link. Even though its legit and a complete bullseye.
So I was goofing off with my dog, and I realized something. Every dog owner is a complete tyrant, going by the way we judge people in power.
We control when they eat, when they drink, when they piss, when they poop, when they can be sociable with other dogs, when they can leave a certain area etc.
And they love us unconditionally anyways. We, their owner, are their entire life. We dont completely control their life with bad intentions. Most of us want only the best for them, but regardless, we control almost everything they do. Tyrants think that way. Like they are doing good.
Like I said, they still love us unconditionally despite that. Humans do the same damn thing. Political tribalism has completely warped people. One day, they are antiwar. The next day, they support threatening 10 countries with invasion or regime change. Some will talk about the first amendment like its gods gift to earth. The next day, they want to use violence to silence anything they dont want to hear. Their integrity hangs on a balance of what some politician says. People love them unconditionally despite them wanting to completely control their lives. Despite them using punishment as a means to silence.
Despite the similarities between dogs and partisans, dogs are still better. Yeah, sure some of them might roll around in another animals shit. Yeah, sure some of them shit where they sleep. But so do some of you.
Dogs are better than most people. Fight me.

Out of deference to TN, my limited comments about the actual OP thesis are statements of my belief that not only do most dog owners really love their dogs and treat them accordingly, and that this is therefore not at all “tyrannical.”

Additionally, dogs do seem to almost always display unconditional love toward their human masters. However the same is not true for humans toward their elected or appointed officials.

For good reasons sometimes.

 

[TNHarley]

Out of deference to TN, my limited comments about the actual OP thesis are statements of my belief that not only do most dog owners really love their dogs and treat them accordingly, and that this is therefore not at all “tyrannical.”

Additionally, dogs do seem to almost always display unconditional love toward their human masters. However the same is not true for humans toward their elected or appointed officials.

For good reasons sometimes.

I disagree with everything you said. Besides their love for their owners.
I have eyes and ears and I pay attention.

 

[TNHarley]

LOL MAGA right now trying to tell me im a leftist because im arguing against leftist policies.
SEE WHAT I MEAN

 

[EvilEyeFleegle]

LOL MAGA right now trying to tell me im a leftist because im arguing against leftist policies.
SEE WHAT I MEAN

You talk to MAGA? Does he..errr..talk back?

 

[Winston]

Dog vs Cat Diary​

24 June 2015

Dog Diary

8:00 am - Dog food! My favourite thing!

9:30 am - A car ride! My favourite thing!

9:40 am - A walk in the park! My favourite thing!

10:30 am - Got rubbed and petted! My favourite thing!

12:00 PM - Lunch! My favourite thing!

1:00 PM - Played in the yard! My favourite thing!

3:00 PM - Wagged my tail! My favourite thing!

5:00 PM - Milk bones! My favourite thing!

7:00 PM - Got to play ball! My favourite thing!

8:00 PM - Watched TV with my people! My favourite thing!

11:00 PM - Sleeping on the bed! My favourite thing!

Cat Diary

Day 983 of my captivity

My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while the other inmates and I are fed hash or some sort of dry nuggets. Although I make my contempt for the rations perfectly clear, I nevertheless must eat something in order to keep up my strength.

The only thing that keeps me going is my dream of escape.

In an attempt to disgust them, I once again vomit on the carpet.

Today I decapitated a mouse and dropped its headless body at their feet. I had hoped this would strike fear into their hearts, since it clearly demonstrates what I am capable of. However, they merely made condescending comments about what a "good little hunter" I am.

B------ds!

There was some sort of assembly of their accomplices tonight. I was placed in solitary confinement for the duration of the event. However, I could hear the noises and smell the food. I overheard that my confinement was due to the power of "allergies." I must learn what this means, and how to use it to my advantage.

Today I was almost successful in an attempt to assassinate one of my tormentors by weaving around his feet as he was walking. I must try this again tomorrow -- but at the top of the stairs.

I am convinced that the other prisoners here are flunkies and snitches.

The dog receives special privileges. He is regularly released - and seems to be more than willing to return. He is obviously retarded.

The bird has got to be an informant. I observe him communicate with the guards regularly. I am certain that he reports my every move. My captors have arranged protective custody for him in an elevated cell, so he is safe.... for now.

Dog Funny - Dog vs Cat Diary

Dog Joke - Dog vs Cat Diary. A hilarious look at the differences between a dog's day and a cat's day in captivity if they both kept a diary.

www.dfordog.co.uk

Out of deference to TN, my limited comments about the actual OP thesis are statements of my belief that not only do most dog owners really love their dogs and treat them accordingly, and that this is therefore not at all “tyrannical.”

Additionally, dogs do seem to almost always display unconditional love toward their human masters. However the same is not true for humans toward their elected or appointed officials.

For good reasons sometimes.

Cynegeticus - Wikipedia

en.wikipedia.org

Dogs, and the game they hunt, were gifts from the Gods. And one really can make that argument. They were instrumental in our protection as we transition from a nomadic existence. But Xenophon believed the real purpose being the gifts from those God, to train heroes. And if you read the book, he actually does an amazing job, explaining how to build and lead teams. From initial selection, to the honed effective "hero" after years of experience. If you can't lead a pack of dogs you got no business running a team.

 

[TNHarley]

You talk to MAGA? Does he..errr..talk back?

I loathe talking to them but it does happen

 

[TNHarley]

Dog vs Cat Diary​

24 June 2015

Dog Diary

8:00 am - Dog food! My favourite thing!

9:30 am - A car ride! My favourite thing!

9:40 am - A walk in the park! My favourite thing!

10:30 am - Got rubbed and petted! My favourite thing!

12:00 PM - Lunch! My favourite thing!

1:00 PM - Played in the yard! My favourite thing!

3:00 PM - Wagged my tail! My favourite thing!

5:00 PM - Milk bones! My favourite thing!

7:00 PM - Got to play ball! My favourite thing!

8:00 PM - Watched TV with my people! My favourite thing!

11:00 PM - Sleeping on the bed! My favourite thing!

Cat Diary

Day 983 of my captivity

My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while the other inmates and I are fed hash or some sort of dry nuggets. Although I make my contempt for the rations perfectly clear, I nevertheless must eat something in order to keep up my strength.

The only thing that keeps me going is my dream of escape.

In an attempt to disgust them, I once again vomit on the carpet.

Today I decapitated a mouse and dropped its headless body at their feet. I had hoped this would strike fear into their hearts, since it clearly demonstrates what I am capable of. However, they merely made condescending comments about what a "good little hunter" I am.

B------ds!

There was some sort of assembly of their accomplices tonight. I was placed in solitary confinement for the duration of the event. However, I could hear the noises and smell the food. I overheard that my confinement was due to the power of "allergies." I must learn what this means, and how to use it to my advantage.

Today I was almost successful in an attempt to assassinate one of my tormentors by weaving around his feet as he was walking. I must try this again tomorrow -- but at the top of the stairs.

I am convinced that the other prisoners here are flunkies and snitches.

The dog receives special privileges. He is regularly released - and seems to be more than willing to return. He is obviously retarded.

The bird has got to be an informant. I observe him communicate with the guards regularly. I am certain that he reports my every move. My captors have arranged protective custody for him in an elevated cell, so he is safe.... for now.

Dog Funny - Dog vs Cat Diary

Dog Joke - Dog vs Cat Diary. A hilarious look at the differences between a dog's day and a cat's day in captivity if they both kept a diary.

www.dfordog.co.uk

Cynegeticus - Wikipedia

en.wikipedia.org

Dogs, and the game they hunt, were gifts from the Gods. And one really can make that argument. They were instrumental in our protection as we transition from a nomadic existence. But Xenophon believed the real purpose being the gifts from those God, to train heroes. And if you read the book, he actually does an amazing job, explaining how to build and lead teams. From initial selection, to the honed effective "hero" after years of experience. If you can't lead a pack of dogs you got no business running a team.

I almost didnt read that because of the length but im glad I did