RFK starts a new snake handling cult

[Votto]

RFK today decided to start a new snake handling cult with a church site yet to be disclosed. However, instead of handling dangerous snakes on the premise that God should protect you if you are holy enough, as we have seen in the past, the new premise is to handle dangerous snakes is to piss them off and just laugh hysterically when they do bite you, just because. A spokesperson from the White House exclaimed, "I've never seen sh@t like this since I watched Steve Irwin climb into a den of rattlesnakes just to piss them off. But I have to say, if you enjoy handling dangerous serpents as a hobby, politics is probably the best job for you."

No word yet on whether RFK will now swim with stingrays.

 

[ozro]

 

[SaxonJackson]

RFK today decided to start a new snake handling cult with a church site yet to be disclosed. However, instead of handling dangerous snakes on the premise that God should protect you if you are holy enough, as we have seen in the past, the new premise is to handle dangerous snakes is to piss them off and just laugh hysterically when they do bite you, just because. A spokesperson from the White House exclaimed, "I've never seen sh@t like this since I watched Steve Irwin climb into a den of rattlesnakes just to piss them off. But I have to say, if you enjoy handling dangerous serpents as a hobby, politics is probably the best job for you."

No word yet on whether RFK will now swim with stingrays.

He's almost there. He just needs a Pentecostal Congregations and some lessons in babbling in tongues and he can start raking in the tithes!!

 

[Darkwind]

snort

I've been wrestling with an anaconda all my life. Am I supposed to be impressed?