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Here's a heist fantasy-fable, inspired by pirate lore and not modernism diaries like The Town (Ben Affleck). Hope you like it (signing off, for real this time),
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The Super Bowl game between the Tampa Bay Buccaneers and the Kansas City Chiefs was going to take place in Florida in the 1st year of Coronavirus quarantine. There wwere many people on hand to enjoy the game, despite an obviously reduced crowd because of the quarantine. Those attending were certainly in protective masks. The Chiefs were a stronger team, but the Bucs boasted the aging but legendary QB Tom Brady.
One of the Bucs fans attending the Super Bowl was a real-life pirate named Isaac Satan. Isaac was born in the Caribbean to a half-Algerian mother and a pirate ancestor-descended father named Beard. Isaac grew up with an uncanny gift in matrix mathematics and electronic music and loved to read pirate books. He attended the Ivy League (Dartmouth) and then went traveling around the world by boat. He then returned to America to watch the Super Bowl. Isaac gave himself the pirate alias Nerd-Glass (NG).
NERD-GLASS (NG): I love pirate lore and pirate folk-tales, and I'm going to rob a Florida bank during the Super Bowl.
Nerd-Glass (NG) was watching the Super Bowl game between the Brady-Bucs and Mahomes-Chiefs from home, on TV like most people. He started noting and taking screen-shots of the very pretty Bucs cheerleaders who were ironically on the field to cheer on their team in their home-state. The Super Bowl was hosted in the home-state by one of the competing teams, which rarely happened. NG remembered watching the Super Bowl in California, between the LA Rams and Pittsburgh Steelers. NG took nice photos of the very attractive Bucs cheerleaders.
NERD-GLASS (NG): Each of these amazing Bucs cheerleaders reminds me why I like my pirate ancestry and love mermaids!!
As Nerd-Glass (NG) continued to watch this Bucs-Chiefs game and took notes on the lovely cheerleaders, he proceeded to drive to the Sun-Bank where he's committing his robbery during the early hours of the game. The Bank was going to offer extended hours that day, open until 7pm, giving NG just enough time to perform his 30-minute diamond heist. Nerd-Glass (NG) chose one Bucs cheerleaders photo to take with him in his wallet to the bank during the heist.
The Sun-Bank looked like a giant glass LEGO building. Nerd-Glass (NG) the real-life pirate walked into the bank with a very unusual pirate-mask on his face, looking like ironically some protective Coronavirus face-gear, and carrying a water-gun in his hand. When the bank rep hosting NG saw the pirate, he realized the bank was visited by a real strange person. NG noted how immaculate the bank was to his vision.
NERD-GLASS (NG): This robbery during the Super Bowl will be the crowning achievement of my heist career!
Nerd-Glass (NG) walked up to his service hosting Bank rep and explained he was a sea-faring merchant from a place near Algeria and wished to open a toy store in Florida, especially if the Bucs won the Super Bowl. NG requested to be escorted inside the safe-box area of the vault room of the bank where the famous Saudi prince Ali Fahd stored his blood diamonds from South Africa. Few people knew Fahd's diamonds were actually blood diamonds from South Africa, but Nerd-Glass (NG) knew these diamonds were infamous in the underworld. The bank rep had no idea and simply took the pirate-masked NG, who told the bank rep his face-covering was a special Super Bowl pirate-festive gear for Coronavirus protective wear, to the safe-box area, and NG complimented the rep on the beauty of the bank itself!
NERD-GLASS (NG): When I'm inside the vault and see the safe-boxes, I tell the bank rep my toy gun is filled with corrosive acid!
BANK REP: I was so scared and learned this masked eccentric may be a real-life pirate and had to show him Fahd's diamonds.
Nerd-Glass (NG) took Fahd's blood diamonds and traded them on the black market outside the downtown area near the bank in Florida and took the exchanged cash for his private Swiss foreign account. He then mailed an anonymous note to the Florida Gazette, "Fahd's evil blood diamonds were lifted by an anonymous real-life pirate from the Red Sea, and this notice is to inform the authorities that blood diamond traffic in America, which creates highways of real terrorism and warlord violence, will be defied by the dioramic deeds of new age romance-driven NFL-loving pirates!"
TOM BRADY: We're grateful to win the Super Bowl, but I got a strange note from a fan claiming to be a pirate, about robotic evil.
Meanwhile, Florida policewoman Denise Richards was assigned to the case of the stolen blood diamonds of Fahd from the Sun-Bank during the Super Bowl. Richards' duty was to arrest Nerd-Glass (NG) and determine if there was any tangible world link between sailors from the Aegean or Red Seas and blood diamond warlords from South Africa or Europe. Richards simply worried any blood diamond scandal in Florida during the Super Bowl would generate homeland panic regarding the poison of gem-darkness. She was driven to catch Nerd-Glass (NG) the diamond-pirate.
NERD-GLASS (NG): We'll return to a more classical era someday, when diamonds are no longer found in the sea of warlords.
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"Money is everything" (Ecclesiastes)
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The Super Bowl game between the Tampa Bay Buccaneers and the Kansas City Chiefs was going to take place in Florida in the 1st year of Coronavirus quarantine. There wwere many people on hand to enjoy the game, despite an obviously reduced crowd because of the quarantine. Those attending were certainly in protective masks. The Chiefs were a stronger team, but the Bucs boasted the aging but legendary QB Tom Brady.
One of the Bucs fans attending the Super Bowl was a real-life pirate named Isaac Satan. Isaac was born in the Caribbean to a half-Algerian mother and a pirate ancestor-descended father named Beard. Isaac grew up with an uncanny gift in matrix mathematics and electronic music and loved to read pirate books. He attended the Ivy League (Dartmouth) and then went traveling around the world by boat. He then returned to America to watch the Super Bowl. Isaac gave himself the pirate alias Nerd-Glass (NG).
NERD-GLASS (NG): I love pirate lore and pirate folk-tales, and I'm going to rob a Florida bank during the Super Bowl.
Nerd-Glass (NG) was watching the Super Bowl game between the Brady-Bucs and Mahomes-Chiefs from home, on TV like most people. He started noting and taking screen-shots of the very pretty Bucs cheerleaders who were ironically on the field to cheer on their team in their home-state. The Super Bowl was hosted in the home-state by one of the competing teams, which rarely happened. NG remembered watching the Super Bowl in California, between the LA Rams and Pittsburgh Steelers. NG took nice photos of the very attractive Bucs cheerleaders.
NERD-GLASS (NG): Each of these amazing Bucs cheerleaders reminds me why I like my pirate ancestry and love mermaids!!
As Nerd-Glass (NG) continued to watch this Bucs-Chiefs game and took notes on the lovely cheerleaders, he proceeded to drive to the Sun-Bank where he's committing his robbery during the early hours of the game. The Bank was going to offer extended hours that day, open until 7pm, giving NG just enough time to perform his 30-minute diamond heist. Nerd-Glass (NG) chose one Bucs cheerleaders photo to take with him in his wallet to the bank during the heist.
The Sun-Bank looked like a giant glass LEGO building. Nerd-Glass (NG) the real-life pirate walked into the bank with a very unusual pirate-mask on his face, looking like ironically some protective Coronavirus face-gear, and carrying a water-gun in his hand. When the bank rep hosting NG saw the pirate, he realized the bank was visited by a real strange person. NG noted how immaculate the bank was to his vision.
NERD-GLASS (NG): This robbery during the Super Bowl will be the crowning achievement of my heist career!
Nerd-Glass (NG) walked up to his service hosting Bank rep and explained he was a sea-faring merchant from a place near Algeria and wished to open a toy store in Florida, especially if the Bucs won the Super Bowl. NG requested to be escorted inside the safe-box area of the vault room of the bank where the famous Saudi prince Ali Fahd stored his blood diamonds from South Africa. Few people knew Fahd's diamonds were actually blood diamonds from South Africa, but Nerd-Glass (NG) knew these diamonds were infamous in the underworld. The bank rep had no idea and simply took the pirate-masked NG, who told the bank rep his face-covering was a special Super Bowl pirate-festive gear for Coronavirus protective wear, to the safe-box area, and NG complimented the rep on the beauty of the bank itself!
NERD-GLASS (NG): When I'm inside the vault and see the safe-boxes, I tell the bank rep my toy gun is filled with corrosive acid!
BANK REP: I was so scared and learned this masked eccentric may be a real-life pirate and had to show him Fahd's diamonds.
Nerd-Glass (NG) took Fahd's blood diamonds and traded them on the black market outside the downtown area near the bank in Florida and took the exchanged cash for his private Swiss foreign account. He then mailed an anonymous note to the Florida Gazette, "Fahd's evil blood diamonds were lifted by an anonymous real-life pirate from the Red Sea, and this notice is to inform the authorities that blood diamond traffic in America, which creates highways of real terrorism and warlord violence, will be defied by the dioramic deeds of new age romance-driven NFL-loving pirates!"
TOM BRADY: We're grateful to win the Super Bowl, but I got a strange note from a fan claiming to be a pirate, about robotic evil.
Meanwhile, Florida policewoman Denise Richards was assigned to the case of the stolen blood diamonds of Fahd from the Sun-Bank during the Super Bowl. Richards' duty was to arrest Nerd-Glass (NG) and determine if there was any tangible world link between sailors from the Aegean or Red Seas and blood diamond warlords from South Africa or Europe. Richards simply worried any blood diamond scandal in Florida during the Super Bowl would generate homeland panic regarding the poison of gem-darkness. She was driven to catch Nerd-Glass (NG) the diamond-pirate.
NERD-GLASS (NG): We'll return to a more classical era someday, when diamonds are no longer found in the sea of warlords.
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"Money is everything" (Ecclesiastes)
