Peace offering for my conservative pals

[Gabriella84]

How does Bill Clinton practice safe sex?
He doesn't light the cigar.

Everyone knows that Monica gave Bill a nice hummer. Bill started to return the favor, then didn't. Why?
He inhaled.

What similarities do hurricanes share with Bill Clinton?
Both are large windbags that produce blow jobs.


http://www.sanfords.net/Bill_Clinton/New_Bill_Clinton_pictures.htm

 

[MtnBiker]

mehn, passe

 

[Shattered]

I don't think you've earned any "pals" - Conservative, or otherwise...

 

[Gabriella84]

You know you love me. You just don't want to admit it.

 

[MtnBiker]

You know you love me. You just don't want to admit it.

Sorry, I can confidentaly say I don't love you.

 

[Shattered]

You know you love me. You just don't want to admit it.

You're more like a train wreck.. Nobody loves it, but dammit if everyone doesn't have to stop and stare at it...

 

[MtnBiker]

You're more like a train wreck.. Nobody loves it, but dammit if everyone doesn't have to stop and stare at it...

 

[Shattered]

See?? Lookit all the USMB posters!

 

[Gabriella84]

Then I must be like NASCAR. You want to ignore me, but you can't. Because you know there will eventually be a huge pileup. And you will want to watch.

 

[Hobbit]

Then I must be like NASCAR. You want to ignore me, but you can't. Because you know there will eventually be a huge pileup. And you will want to watch.

Yes, you are like NASCAR in that I mostly ignore you, but always watch the highlights.

 

[dilloduck]

You know you love me. You just don't want to admit it.

I sure do !!! I just can't wait to see what you will come up with next to piss off people. So far I don't think you've missed a lick and created quite a spectacle ! Powerful stuff. How did you learn to do this anyway?

 

[fuzzykitten99]

Then I must be like NASCAR. You want to ignore me, but you can't. Because you know there will eventually be a huge pileup. And you will want to watch.

I don't ignore NASCAR. I have the race on, but just don't watch every minute, I just check the screen to see if Gordon is in the top 10. If there is a 'pile up', I then watch the replays. It's the only time you can see a 13 car wreck, and not be in the sum-bitch.

 

[freeandfun1]

I put her on iggy a few days ago so I really don't give a hoot!

 

[Gabriella84]

Yes, you are like NASCAR in that I mostly ignore you, but always watch the highlights.

What a great zinger. You should be repped for that one.

 

[Gabriella84]

I don't ignore NASCAR. I have the race on, but just don't watch every minute, I just check the screen to see if Gordon is in the top 10. If there is a 'pile up', I then watch the replays. It's the only time you can see a 13 car wreck, and not be in the sum-bitch.

That's pretty cool.
Is your husband named Billy Bob? How many cars do you have on blocks in back of your trailer?

 

[MtnBiker]

smarmy