Top Ten Interesting Thoughts

[Trinity]

TOP TEN INTERESTING THOUGHTS



Number 10 - Life is sexually transmitted.

Number 9 - Health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.

Number 8 - Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see
him without an erection, make him a sandwich!

Number 7 - Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day;
teach a person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks.

Number 6 - Some people are like a Slinky.....not really good for
anything, but you still can't help but smile when you see one tumble down
the stairs.

Number 5 - Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying
in hospitals dying of nothing.

Number 4 - All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It
pays no attention to criticism.

Number 3 - Why does a slight tax increase cost you two hundred
dollars and a substantial tax cut saves you thirty cents?

Number 2 - In the 60's, people took acid to make the world
weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.


AND THE NUMBER 1 THOUGHT FOR 2005:

We know exactly where one cow with mad-cow-disease is located
among the millions and millions of cows in America but we haven't got a
clue as to where thousands of illegal immigrants and terrorists are located.
Maybe we should put the Department of Agriculture in charge of immigration

 

[Joz]

 

[Hobbit]

We know exactly where one cow with mad-cow-disease is located among the millions and millions of cows in America but we haven't got a
clue as to where thousands of illegal immigrants and terrorists are located.
Maybe we should put the Department of Agriculture in charge of immigration

Better yet, put Blockbuster in charge. If you're slick, you can get a Social Security number and a driver's liscence for a person you just made up, but you CANNOT rent a Blockbuster movie unless you have TWO forms of PICTURE ID.