Okay, this is getting ridiculous

[Kosh]

Well if the far left can have their Obama phones, why not!

 

[Mac1958]

I could have sworn I heard a radio ad that said "a conservative alternative to your phone company".

Huh?

No way, I thought. We're not THAT divided, YET.

So I checked it out. Sure as shit: Eos Mobile - The Conservative Choice in Mobile
.

Gee, I wonder who's behind all this, uhmmmmmm, WHITE PEOPLE AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

DAMN THOSE WHITE PEOPLE!!!!!
.

I'm sorry, but the great divide you nuts all whine about, needs a mirror and a few of yaw lookin in it.

yaw all know, negro men is too busy chasing white p**** and killing each othere and negro women is too busy gettin them welfare checks....so who's got the time?

Are you drunk?
.

 

[NYcarbineer]

With the conservative cellphone,

if you dial 911,

Rudy Giuliani answers.

 

[HereWeGoAgain]

Sounds like a government sting operation.
Getting a bunch of known conservatives all with the same service sure would make it more convenient.....
I think I'll pass.

OH MY GOSH! That was funny!!!!!

(and I can kinda see how you could conger that thought up in today's political environment)

Trust me,my tongue was only partially lodged in my cheek.

 

[HereWeGoAgain]

They feature Samsung phones in their ads I noticed. That is the Conservative way; preach about "american" but offer it on a Korean product....

Most of the rest are made in China, what's the difference, does anyone make cell phones in the US anymore?

They could have, at least, used a company founded in America like Apple, AT&T, etc... instead of Samsung. But, hey, that is the Conservative way; preach one thing; do the exact opposite. Right?

So it's better if the company is founded here ...and than ships all it's manufacturing overseas for the slave labor prices?
Yeeeeah okay....

 

[g5000]

I could have sworn I heard a radio ad that said "a conservative alternative to your phone company".

Huh?

No way, I thought. We're not THAT divided, YET.

So I checked it out. Sure as shit: Eos Mobile - The Conservative Choice in Mobile
.

From the link:

Eos Mobile is a Commerce-For-Cause enterprise designed to drive change in the nation by donating a portion of your bill to conservative causes, candidates and organizations.

That's why your bill is 50 percent higher than those liberal phone companies. That's what Reagan would have done.

 

[mudwhistle]

I could have sworn I heard a radio ad that said "a conservative alternative to your phone company".

Huh?

No way, I thought. We're not THAT divided, YET.

So I checked it out. Sure as shit: Eos Mobile - The Conservative Choice in Mobile
.

TrumpTalk?
JebJabber?
CruzCall?
CarsonComm?

Obama babble
Hillary hyperbole
Bernie bankruptcy

 

[g5000]

If you call Planned Parenthood with an Eos Mobile phone, it blows up next to your head!

 

[g5000]

If you have a foreign sounding name, Eos Mobile forwards all your phone records to DHS.

Don't even try to detonate an IED with an Eos Mobile phone. Fuggedabout it.

 

[g5000]

Every Eos Mobile phone comes with Confederate flag wallpaper bloatware that you cannot uninstall.

 

[Misty]

What's the Liberal's choice for cellphones?

The free Obama phone.

 

[Mac1958]

I could have sworn I heard a radio ad that said "a conservative alternative to your phone company".

Huh?

No way, I thought. We're not THAT divided, YET.

So I checked it out. Sure as shit: Eos Mobile - The Conservative Choice in Mobile
.

TrumpTalk?
JebJabber?
CruzCall?
CarsonComm?

Obama babble
Hillary hyperbole
Bernie bankruptcy

Definitely an interesting business plan.

Now that everything is divided and politicized, I wonder what's next.

"The most progressive diapers ever offered"


.

 

[Misty]

Every Eos Mobile phone comes with Confederate flag wallpaper bloatware that you cannot uninstall.

Oh brother.

 

[ChrisL]

The new world, brought to you by your disgusting politicians. Enjoy!

 

[g5000]

What's the Liberal's choice for cellphones?

The LibPhone automatically dials a government agency every time you feel down.

 

[ChrisL]

Well, this is what a two-party monopoly gets you. Division and hatred.

 

[Katzndogz]

The nation is so divided that we no longer want to talk to one another. We certainly don't want to do business with one another.

 

[g5000]

If you call Chik-fil-A with a LibPhone it connects you to the International Gay and Lesbian Human Rights Commission.

 

[g5000]

The Eos Mobile phone has a persistent whining sound that never goes away.

 

[g5000]

The LibPhone has an automatic text alert app which lets you know whenever there is a protest within 50 miles of your location. The app is funded by ads for balaclavas and Che Guevara merch.