Noah's Ark Is Ready

[Weatherman2020]

Open for business in Kentucky. Irrelivent if you think it was really built 4,300 years ago or not. It's an interesting recreation based upon documents handed down.

 

[Fenton Lum]

Another golden calf.

 

[JoeB131]

Awesome. Why teach kids math and science when we can teach them Bronze Age Fairy Tales!!!!

 

[Weatherman2020]

Awesome. Why teach kids math and science when we can teach them Bronze Age Fairy Tales!!!!

 

[Weatherman2020]

Leftards can't even tell you where a tomato comes from.

 

[Vandalshandle]

Looks pretty tall. Who knew that Noah had elevators?

Anyway, we could have used it in New Orleans in 2005, but a Christian told me that god flooded New Orleans because he was pissed about the upcoming Decadence Festival, so I guess the boat just wasn't in his plan at that time.

 

[TheOldSchool]

Now we can see if we can fit 2 of every animal on the thing for 40 days at sea and settle the issue

 

[Vandalshandle]

Now we can see if we can fit 2 of every animal on the thing for 40 days at sea and settle the issue

Well there was flaws in god's plan. The lions ate the unicorns, and dinosaurs all died from seasickness..

 

[TheOldSchool]

Now we can see if we can fit 2 of every animal on the thing for 40 days at sea and settle the issue

Well there was flaws in god's plan. The lions ate the unicorns, and dinosaurs all died from seasickness..

He should have waited until Noah was sober before telling him the instructions.

 

[Weatherman2020]

Now we can see if we can fit 2 of every animal on the thing for 40 days at sea and settle the issue

Again with the complete ignorance.

 

[JoeB131]

Now we can see if we can fit 2 of every animal on the thing for 40 days at sea and settle the issue

No, we have to subject it to 40 days of hurricane like conditions and then let it float out there for a year. We then have to see how many animals survive after being dumped in a landscape where all the plant life had been drowned out.

 

[TheOldSchool]

I bet they could turn that thing into a pretty dope nightclub

 

[Vandalshandle]

Although I have often wondered how Noah knew the difference between a male and female sand flea, I still can't help but wish that he had just left them behind....

 

[Blackrook]

Awesome. Why teach kids math and science when we can teach them Bronze Age Fairy Tales!!!!

That's a pretty ignorant statement.

 

[JoeB131]

Awesome. Why teach kids math and science when we can teach them Bronze Age Fairy Tales!!!!

That's a pretty ignorant statement.

no, it's an accurate one.

There's absolutely no value to knowing Bronze Age Fairy Tales.

Math and Science are kind of useful.

 

[CrusaderFrank]

Now we can see if we can fit 2 of every animal on the thing for 40 days at sea and settle the issue

Don't forget your EBT Card

 

[Compost]

"Consultants hired by Ark Encounter's nonprofit parent, Answers in Genesis, project the park will generate 20,000 jobs in the area and $4 billion in tourism revenue, when combined with Ham's already established Creation Museum. The park itself has created about 350 jobs so far..."
Noah's Ark opens at Kentucky theme park - CNN.com

Surely this is a good thing for Kentuckians.

 

[JoeB131]

"Consultants hired by Ark Encounter's nonprofit parent, Answers in Genesis, project the park will generate 20,000 jobs in the area and $4 billion in tourism revenue, when combined with Ham's already established Creation Museum. The park itself has created about 350 jobs so far..."
Noah's Ark opens at Kentucky theme park - CNN.com

Surely this is a good thing for Kentuckians.

"Yup, done der, we don got us a Noah's Ark just like the Bible says. This shows that God is Good and Great!"

"Um, why would a "good" God drown every baby in the world?"

"Shut up, blasphemer!!!"

 

[PoliticalChic]

Now we can see if we can fit 2 of every animal on the thing for 40 days at sea and settle the issue

It wasn't two of every animal.

 

[PoliticalChic]

Now we can see if we can fit 2 of every animal on the thing for 40 days at sea and settle the issue

Well there was flaws in god's plan. The lions ate the unicorns, and dinosaurs all died from seasickness..

God in his wisdom made the fly
And then forgot to tell us why.

Ogden Nash