New Zealand Proposes Taxing Cow Burps, Angering Farmers

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WELLINGTON, New Zealand (AP) — New Zealand's government on Tuesday proposed taxing the greenhouse gasses that farm animals make from burping and peeing as part of a plan to tackle climate change.

The government said the farm levy would be a world first, and that farmers should be able to recoup the cost by charging more for climate-friendly products.

But farmers quickly condemned the plan. Federated Farmers, the industry's main lobby group, said the plan would “rip the guts out of small town New Zealand” and see farms replaced with trees.

Federated Farmers President Andrew Hoggard said farmers had been trying to work with the government for more than two years on an emissions reduction plan that wouldn't decrease food production.


“Our plan was to keep farmers farming," Hoggard said. Instead, he said farmers would be selling their farms “so fast you won’t even hear the dogs barking on the back of the ute (pickup truck) as they drive off.”

Opposition lawmakers from the conservative ACT Party said the plan would actually increase worldwide emissions by moving farming to other countries that were less efficient at making food.

New Zealand’s farming industry is vital to its economy. Dairy products, including those used to make infant formula in China, are the nation’s largest export earner.

There are just 5 million people in New Zealand but some 10 million beef and dairy cattle and 26 million sheep.

The outsized industry has made New Zealand unusual in that about half of its greenhouse gas emissions come from farms. Farm animals produce gasses that warm the planet, particularly methane from cattle burping and nitrous oxide from their urine.

The government has pledged to reduce greenhouse gas emissions and make the country carbon neutral by 2050. Part of that plan includes a pledge that it will reduce methane emissions from farm animals by 10% by 2030 and by up to 47% by 2050.

Under the government's proposed plan, farmers would start to pay for emissions in 2025, with the pricing yet to be finalized.

New Zealand proposes taxing cow burps, angering farmers

Well now.....Just when you thought NZ could not get anymore retarded. :laughing0301:
 
WELLINGTON, New Zealand (AP) — New Zealand's government on Tuesday proposed taxing the greenhouse gasses that farm animals make from burping and peeing as part of a plan to tackle climate change.

The government said the farm levy would be a world first, and that farmers should be able to recoup the cost by charging more for climate-friendly products.

But farmers quickly condemned the plan. Federated Farmers, the industry's main lobby group, said the plan would “rip the guts out of small town New Zealand” and see farms replaced with trees.

Federated Farmers President Andrew Hoggard said farmers had been trying to work with the government for more than two years on an emissions reduction plan that wouldn't decrease food production.


“Our plan was to keep farmers farming," Hoggard said. Instead, he said farmers would be selling their farms “so fast you won’t even hear the dogs barking on the back of the ute (pickup truck) as they drive off.”

Opposition lawmakers from the conservative ACT Party said the plan would actually increase worldwide emissions by moving farming to other countries that were less efficient at making food.

New Zealand’s farming industry is vital to its economy. Dairy products, including those used to make infant formula in China, are the nation’s largest export earner.

There are just 5 million people in New Zealand but some 10 million beef and dairy cattle and 26 million sheep.

The outsized industry has made New Zealand unusual in that about half of its greenhouse gas emissions come from farms. Farm animals produce gasses that warm the planet, particularly methane from cattle burping and nitrous oxide from their urine.

The government has pledged to reduce greenhouse gas emissions and make the country carbon neutral by 2050. Part of that plan includes a pledge that it will reduce methane emissions from farm animals by 10% by 2030 and by up to 47% by 2050.

Under the government's proposed plan, farmers would start to pay for emissions in 2025, with the pricing yet to be finalized.

New Zealand proposes taxing cow burps, angering farmers

Well now.....Just when you thought NZ could not get anymore retarded. :laughing0301:

I wonder what the Green Earthers are going to do about all the whale shit in the oceans or the pigeon shit in the cities.
 
it's all about taxes and socialist government control on the bottom line.
Yup... and every time they get their way, they move a step closer to REAL tyranny. That horse-face bee-otch they elected to lead them, is a genuine psycho. Bottom line is they will continue to tighten the screws until they are disabused of the idea.
 
I was over there right before the kung flu started and you feel like your inside a large pussy. They keep re-electing that ugly gash (that thinks it's a muzzie), so fuck 'em.
I suppose a dick would feel like that. We're grateful you left. Thanks.
 
I like that way anyone actually doing anything about greenhouse gasses baffles the deplorables.

They can't get over the fact that it's possible to not put everything in the too hard basked and ignore it.

I suppose they'll remain ignorant and confused, feeling like dicks.
 
I like that way anyone actually doing anything about greenhouse gasses baffles the deplorables.

They can't get over the fact that it's possible to not put everything in the too hard basked and ignore it.

I suppose they'll remain ignorant and confused, feeling like dicks.
So are you going to put burp and fart meters on all farm animals?
 
Is that a Cheesehead wittering?
Yup, but don't worry too much, whatever you Kiwis do with your millions of sheep can't be worse than your kissing cousins and their Koala clamydia problem. ;)

On a serious note, you folks should really rethink this. If you destroy your diary industry and realize it wasn't really a good idea, the market share you lose will never be regained. The fact you have a legitimate market share regionally is not something you should toss away lightly.
 
New Zealand is seriously considering a tax on dairy farmers for cow burps. Seriously. This tax would be collected from the farmers and then their own tax money would be given back to the farmers to put masks on their cows to capture methane cow burps. How stupid is that? Dairy farming is the number one industry in New Zealand and dairy farmers are now upset, to say the least. This is literally the cash "cow" of New Zealand, their life blood. Many argue that dairy farmers would quit and farm something else, in effect, transferring the industry to another country which wouldn't tax dairy farmers for cow burps. So, the net result would be that New Zealand would take a big hit on their very own life blood of their economy while the same amount of methane would still be produced by cow burps in a different country and the world as we know it still comes to an end. Yep, this sounds like a leftist idea alright.


 
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mmm with all those active volcanos (ring of fire and all) it's comical they're more worried about cow farts/burbs and such..

eh, it's all about taxes and socialist government control on the bottom line.. ;)
Personally, I find it amusing that they want to save the planet's environment while trying to get us into a nuclear WWIII.
 
I like that way anyone actually doing anything about greenhouse gasses baffles the deplorables.

They can't get over the fact that it's possible to not put everything in the too hard basked and ignore it.

I suppose they'll remain ignorant and confused, feeling like dicks.
Yeah, let's do what we can to help the environment while prodding Putin to get us into a nuclear WWIII.
 

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