name something that isn't a sport, but still feels like a sport

[basquebromance]

going to the bathroom and back before the commercial is over

 

[the other mike]

Camping.

 

[Meister]

Hotdog eating contest

 

[the other mike]

Fishing from a cliff.

 

[night_son]

going to the bathroom and back before the commercial is over

Approaching someone—anyone—from the natural blind spot in their peripheral vision and tapping them on the shoulder. My wife LOVES when I do this. Bonus points if you can do it to your dog . . .

 

[the other mike]

Approaching someone—anyone—from the natural blind spot in their peripheral vision and tapping them on the shoulder. My wife LOVES when I do this. Bonus points if you can do it to your dog . . .

What's more fun is sneaking up behind someone with a 10 foot long pvc pipe and screaming "Hooooo Hooooo!!"about a foot away from their head. Don't do anyone over 70 - may cause a heart attack.

Good for long distance blow farts too.

 

[JackOfNoTrades]

Curling? Mostly because a lot of them look like your average couch potato. It does make me laugh though.

 

[Crepitus]

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Anything you can do with a beer in one hand.

 

[Eric Stratton]

Intercourse

 

[Pogo]

Car racing

Card games

Golf

(and yet ALL of them show up on sports TV)

 

[the other mike]

Intercourse

Captain obvious would never think of that.

 

[the other mike]

How about wind turbine construction .

 

[Auld Phart]

 

[Eric Stratton]

Intercourse

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Captain obvious would never think of that.

Captain Obvious prefers his hand I suppose.

 

[Eric Stratton]

Car racing

Card games

Golf

(and yet ALL of them show up on sports TV)

Ever played golf?

 

[the other mike]

Traffic cops are pretty athletic, especially with ear plugs listening to James Brown.

 

[Ridgerunner]

Recreational sex...

 

[Eric Stratton]

Traffic cops are pretty athletic, especially with ear plugs listening to James Brown.
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Popa's Got A Brand New Badge

 

[Moonglow]

going to the bathroom and back before the commercial is over

BDSM

 

[Moonglow]

Intercourse

Pennsylvania