My Wife's Birthday.

[Dis]

Ya know something JW... I think if you drank a fraction as much as you would like us to believe, you'd be DEAD by now. It doesn't take too many years of drinking as hard as you purport before you wind up with Cirrhosis of the liver, and then, you're dead.

My two cents. Sorry pard, I don't buy your act. It's about as convincing as xo saying he's a doctor...

No my friend, I understand, I get it. I understand your doubt because I doubt it.


I can not believe how much I can drink.

I can never prove this, (only my wife knows the effects, my tolerance is so high even my co-workers do not know how plastered I am) and is it really something to be proud to prove anyway?

But I can drink beyond my own belief and yours, and it would seem to tomorrow too.

You see... one other thing tips your hand as a fake as well, and that's your perfect typing and grammar. If you were half as drunk as you say you normally are, you'd make mistakes, but you don't. You type as well as most here, and a drunk wouldn't be able to do that. How do I know? Hell man, I've tried to type while drunk myself, and it's next to impossible. It requires far to many motor skills for a drunk to accomplish.

So, maybe you'd like to come clean and explain to everyone why you persist with this ruse as a drunk...

Actually, my typing skills are exactly the same when drunk, as sober.

 

[Lumpy 1]

Eh .. buy some viagra and a pearl necklace... take her out for a great meal, go to a secluded beach and act like wild and crazy youngsters..

 

[JW Frogen]

Pale, you have herd of Word Perfect?

Though for some strange reason my spelling and syntax actually get worse sober, I think I may have drunklexia.

When you drink as much as I do you are not totally out of it until you are totally out.

 

[Mr. H.]

Even Emily Dickenson had a loose syntax.

 

[JW Frogen]

so frogen...what do you buy your g/f on yalls anniversary?

A gold ankh necklace.

She has the soul of Cleopatra and Anthony loved a good booze up.

What I want to know is why is gold so expensive in WA when we produce so much of it?

 

[RadiomanATL]

so frogen...what do you buy your g/f on yalls anniversary?

A gold ankh necklace.

She has the soul of Cleopatra and Anthony loved a good booze up.

What I want to know is why is gold so expensive in WA when we produce so much of it?

Forget gold.

Why is Jack Daniels the same price in Tennessee as it is elsewhere?

 

[JW Frogen]

Doesn't even their distillery do wholesale?

 

[RadiomanATL]

Doesn't even their distillery do wholesale?

I don't believe so.

Hell, I'm pretty sure it's even a dry county!

(or is that Jim Beam.....I know it's one of them)

 

[JW Frogen]

They still have dry counties?

I lived in one for a time in Russellville Arkansas, all it achieved was to teach us to drink and drive.

 

[Intense]

Ya know something JW... I think if you drank a fraction as much as you would like us to believe, you'd be DEAD by now. It doesn't take too many years of drinking as hard as you purport before you wind up with Cirrhosis of the liver, and then, you're dead.

My two cents. Sorry pard, I don't buy your act. It's about as convincing as xo saying he's a doctor...

No my friend, I understand, I get it. I understand your doubt because I doubt it.


I can not believe how much I can drink.

I can never prove this, (only my wife knows the effects, my tolerance is so high even my co-workers do not know how plastered I am) and is it really something to be proud to prove anyway?

But I can drink beyond my own belief and yours, and it would seem to tomorrow too.

That's because your liver isn't functioning right. Alcohol does that. Lighten up JW. Stick around a while.

 

[JW Frogen]

You know it has occurred to me there is something pretty pathetic about trying to prove you are a dumb enough drunk to drink so much you are drowning yourself in it.

I do think there is a genetic component involved, I had a pretty high tolerance from the git go, even as a teenager I could drink my friends down into the land of the Lost and still stay found.

I remember at 15 hitting my father's liquor cabinet, Scotch, going to school and giving a book report on a book I never read (just the dust jacket) and getting an A. I was like Churchill up there! And I have done that many times since in all sorts of public arenas usually to success.

I mean right now I am on beer number five and I am just starting to feel relaxed.

The times I have went to the doctor for help quitting they looked at me in disbelief at how much I was drinking. One told me flat out, "you are lucky to be here."

Then she gave me valium for the withdrawals.

Let me tell you valium and 5.9% Coopers Sparkling Ale really do get rid of withdrawals.

I remember Dennis Hopper talking about how much he used to drink and thinking “yup”, we have a mean gene in their some where that has to be put down or you will.

 

[Intense]

You know it has occurred to me there is something pretty pathetic about trying to prove you are a dumb enough drunk to drink so much you are drowning yourself in it.

I do think there is a genetic component involved, I had a pretty high tolerance from the git go, even as a teenager I could drink my friends down into the land of the Lost and still stay found.

I remember at 15 hitting my father's liquor cabinet, Scotch, going to school and giving a book report on a book I never read (just the dust jacket) and getting an A. I was like Churchill up there! And I have done that many times since in all sorts of public arenas usually to success.

I mean right now I am on beer number five and I am just starting to feel relaxed.

The times I have went to the doctor for help quitting they looked at me in disbelief at how much I was drinking. One told me flat out, "you are lucky to be here."

Then she gave me valium for the withdrawals.

Let me tell you valium and 5.9% Coopers Sparkling Ale really do get rid of withdrawals.

I remember Dennis Hopper talking about how much he used to drink and thinking “yup”, we have a mean gene in their some where that has to be put down or you will.

Come to think of it JW, you are married to a Scorpio, it's too late to run, so you probably aren't drinking enough.

 

[JW Frogen]

And I am a Sagittarian, I am hung like a horse but I can't run like one.

 

[Intense]

And I am a Sagittarian, I am hung like a horse but I can't run like one.

Sagitarian: Flirting with disaster. Learn to sleep on your stomach with one eye open.

 

[JW Frogen]

You know it is strange, I have been married twice, both Scorpios.

The first girl I was ever in love with, Scorpio.

I had a long relationship with a Neapolitan women when I lived in Italy between marriages, Scorpio.

I can have flings with any other sign, but Scorpios hook me for some reason.

 

[Intense]

You know it is strange, I have been married twice, both Scorpios.

The first girl I was ever in love with, Scorpio.

I had a long relationship with a Neapolitan women when I lived in Italy between marriages, Scorpio.

I can have flings with any other sign, but Scorpios hook me for some reason.

My Mom is like triple Sicilian Scorpio, I'm Immune. I still say run!

Three levels,
1) The Scorpion. (Danger, count you fingers and your toes)
2) The Eagle. (Better disposition, but, no fooling this one)
3) The Phoenix. ( You married a Saint)

 

[Mr. H.]

Eat lots of rice. Cook it first of course.

 

[JW Frogen]

Do people actually eat rice? I thought they just threw it at you during weddings and at your funeral.

Well, at least in my family.

 

[JW Frogen]

My wife has some Phoenix and saint in her Intense, I will give her that.

 

[Intense]

My wife has some Phoenix and saint in her Intense, I will give her that.

Spoken like a good Soldier! All for One and One for All! Repeat The Creed! Yes Dear!!!