I am hooked on beautiful women and booze.

[JW Frogen]

It never ends.

God I did not ask for this cross, I wanted to be a baseball player, just like Mickey Mantle......oh, yes, that is right, OK.

 

[JW Frogen]

And I can pull as a security guard driving a Hyudai Getz, imagine what I could have done playing for the Yankees?

 

[JW Frogen]

Now I wait for Ms. Strolling Bones to give me the ass whooping I deserve and desire.

 

[JW Frogen]

I am bored with beautiful, drunk women.

I need a cerebral cortex kicking.

 

[Madeline]

 

[JW Frogen]

I do find the picture beguiling.

And I do love to be beguiled.

 

[uscitizen]

with enough booze all women look beautiful.

 

[JakeStarkey]

All women are beautiful without booze.

 

[uscitizen]

Actually what can come out of their mouth has a lot to do with how beautiful they are.

A physical 10 that is a nagging ***** is ugly.

 

[Mr. H.]

Congratulations, JW. You are human.

 

[JW Frogen]

It is a horrible affliction, this thing human thing.

But I guess it beats the alternatives.

 

[JW Frogen]

Though I think I would have made one hell of lion, mate, eat, lay around, and every now and then tell the other male lions to piss off.

I would have been a dam good lion.

This primate thing is too complicated for me.

 

[Shooter]

All women are beautiful without booze.

Negative.

 

[JW Frogen]

If she was in my pride I would be proud to do her.

 

[JW Frogen]

But then most women make me feel like this.

[ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uPHmsEoLsL0&feature=related[/ame]

I love women, I was born out of one you know.

Don't blame me, it is all Darwin's fault.

 

[Shooter]

If she was in my pride I would be proud to do her.

If she was in your pride you would starve to death.

 

[JW Frogen]

Or I would have to hunt my ass off.

 

[JW Frogen]

Keeps a lion fit.

 

[eots]

Or I would have to hunt my ass off.

[ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y2kOmTjbFM0[/ame]

 

[JW Frogen]

That male lion kicked some serious Hyena ass.

That maned mother ****** is the man.

But I would have rather seen the ******* the pride scenes.