My New Ride

[5stringJeff]

This is how I'm getting to work nowadays. Gas mileage sucks, but people tend to stay out of my way.

 

[dmp]

-=d=- officially extends thanks to Jeff for not having posted a pic of -=d=-'s mom; which is what i suspected he'd do, by the name of the thread.

 

[5stringJeff]

-=d=- officially extends thanks to Jeff for not having posted a pic of -=d=-'s mom; which is what i suspected he'd do, by the name of the thread.

That's cause I don't know where to find such a picture...

 

[dmp]

Good Lord, WHAT is it?!!!!

That wouldn't be the FIRST time jeff's heard THAT statement from a woman!

 

[Dan]

That's cause I don't know where to find such a picture...

I'll e-mail you one.

:funnyface

 

[dmp]

Remind me, Dan, to post up a pic of my Dad circa 1980...My dad WAS Ron Burgandy..

 

[Dan]

Remind me, Dan, to post up a pic of my Dad circa 1980...My dad WAS Ron Burgandy..

That's awesome, I really want to see it.

My Dad looks like a mobster, and we're from NJ, so it's fun to tell people he is.

 

[musicman]

During my ill-fated attempt to learn welding, I was instructed by my supervisor to practice drawing a bead with pieces of iron from the scrap bucket. What I wound up with looked something like that. Must've weighed a couple of hundred pounds. Boy, were those folks PISSED!

Whattaya want from a dumbass musician??!!

 

[5stringJeff]

Whattaya want from a dumbass musician??!!

Musician?? I thought you were a drummer!!


j/k

 

[Dan]

What do you call a guy who always hangs out with musicians?

A drummer.

J/K, musicman, I'm sure you're a way better musician than I could ever think of being, I just like that joke a lot.

 

[Joz]

Q. How can you tell there's a drummer at your door?



A. The knock keeps getting faster.

 

[Dan]

Why do drummers keep their drumsticks on the dashboard?

So they can park in handicapped spots.

 

[musicman]

How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?

None - they've got a machine that does that now.

 

[musicman]

What does a stripper do with her asshole before she goes to work?

Drops him off at band practice.

 

[Joz]

Q. How can you tell the stage is level?



A. The drool comes out of both sides of the drummers mouth.

 

[musicman]

OUCH, Baby!

(You're just saying that cause it's true)

 

[Dan]

What do you do when a drummer knocks on your door?

Answer it and give him the money for the pizza.

 

[musicman]

Just to deflect the heat away from drummers for a moment:

A bass player complains to the bandleader, "The drummer un-tuned one of my strings!" Exasperated, the bandleader says, "Hell, man - just tune it back up"!

The bass player says, "I can't - he won't tell me WHICH STRING"!!

 

[Joz]

Q. What's the difference between a drummer & a drum machine?


A. You only have to puch info into the machine, once.


Q. Why are intermissons/breaks limited to 20 minutes?


A. So they don't have to retrain the drummer.


I hate this one.

Q. What do you call a musician w/o a girlfriend?


A. Homeless

 

[5stringJeff]

Just to deflect the heat away from drummers for a moment:

A bass player complains to the bandleader, "The drummer un-tuned one of my strings!" Exasperated, the bandleader says, "Hell, man - just tune it back up"!

The bass player says, "I can't - he won't tell me WHICH STRING"!!