Militias prepare for Clinton "victory"

[Preacher]

Militia groups prepare for armed revolt if Clinton wins: ‘Last chance to save America from ruin’

Better to be prepared and not need it then need it and not be prepared. I am sure there are PLENTY of patriots here in WNC around me. Eric Rudolph was from these parts about 60 miles to the west of me.

 

[SYTFE]

Pussies. Sore losers. Pretending to be badasses with your fucking guns, what are you gonna do, tough guy?

 

[Ringel05]

Oh shit! I better get out my old uniform...... Uuuuuummmm, don't think I can fit into it any more........ Well, at least I have a pitchfork, wonder how to make a torch....... Better Google it.......

 

[Preacher]

Oh shit! I better get out my old uniform...... Uuuuuummmm, don't think I can fit into it any more........ Well, at least I have a pitchfork, wonder how to make a torch....... Better Google it.......

Gonna need more than that....christ better off having a knife. My landlord informed me we have a secret door in our basement which is AWESOME. I can't wait to check it out....

 

[JakeStarkey]

I have the torch! You get the pitchfork!!

Then what?

 

[Onyx]

Tell me how you deal with these?

 

[owebo]

Pussies. Sore losers. Pretending to be badasses with your fucking guns, what are you gonna do, tough guy?

 

[JakeStarkey]

Oh shit! I better get out my old uniform...... Uuuuuummmm, don't think I can fit into it any more........ Well, at least I have a pitchfork, wonder how to make a torch....... Better Google it.......

Gonna need more than that....christ better off having a knife. My landlord informed me we have a secret door in our basement which is AWESOME. I can't wait to check it out....

What r u? four?

 

[Ringel05]

Oh shit! I better get out my old uniform...... Uuuuuummmm, don't think I can fit into it any more........ Well, at least I have a pitchfork, wonder how to make a torch....... Better Google it.......

Gonna need more than that....christ better off having a knife. My landlord informed me we have a secret door in our basement which is AWESOME. I can't wait to check it out....

Oh and I'm investing in aluminum foil..........

 

[JakeStarkey]

the militia are not deep thinkers

 

[Onyx]

How do you overthrow the US government looking like this?

 

[JakeStarkey]

Those are Russians up by Leningrad R Us Militia ville.

 

[Ringel05]

I have the torch! You get the pitchfork!!

Then what?

We storm Frankenstein's castle?

 

[Avatar4321]

But i could have sworn you guys said trump was winning in a landslide.

If you guys are foolish enough to rebel when we can impeach Clinton if she gets in, you deserve what's coming to you.

Unfortunately the rest of us have to suffer

 

[Onyx]

Our new founding fathers!

 

[JakeStarkey]

I have the torch! You get the pitchfork!!

Then what?

We storm Frankenstein's castle?

That sucker he's got is yuuuuge. And orange!

 

[JakeStarkey]

Our new founding fathers.

One of the four has been shot dead. Two are going to fed prison for thirty years because of bundyville. The last guy is hiding in the bath room at the federal building, because he is turning government evidence.

 

[owebo]

Our new founding fathers.

One of the four has been shot dead. Two are going to fed prison for thirty years because of bundyville. The last guy is hiding in the bath room at the federal building, because he is turning government evidence.

You mean murdered....

 

[Billy_Kinetta]

I have the torch! You get the pitchfork!!

Then what?

Run around dangerously, of course.

 

[Onyx]

One of the four has been shot dead. Two are going to fed prison for thirty years because of bundyville. The last guy is hiding in the bath room at the federal building, because he is turning government evidence.

Nonsense! The founding fathers are infallible and can do no wrong.

Their current status is all apart of an elaborate plot to overthrow the US government. Just wait, it is going to be fantastic!