So my children, the males and the females, are all over 21 and after my talks with them they've agreed that they'll marry me under platonic conditions because of the benefits it confers to them.
It shouldn't matter nor should it be any of the governments business how people form their marriage groups, much less who's having sex with who, so long as all involved are mature willing companions.
It's time for the government to get out of my families business because we're all mature willing companions and want to form a marriage grouping of our choosing.
*****CHUCKLE*****