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He has never fumbled with a bra strap.

 

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He eats habanero peppers whole, and washes them down with pure, squeezed habanero pepper juice.

 

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He was once Nancy Grace's guest — and shouted HER down.

 

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Heights are afraid of HIM.

 

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Humor has a sense of HIM.

 

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He once fired Donald Trump.

 

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He has never gotten stuck on the Jersey Turnpike.

 

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He has never once had a gay thought; but gay thoughts have often had him.

 

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He told Creedence Clearwater Revival "Who Stopped the Rain".

 

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He means "to burst your bubble".

 

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He has never needed to "see the light" — but he'll let you see it, if you ask him politely.

 

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Though a tramp, he was "born to walk".

 

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The snooze button on his alarm clock hits itself.

 

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He means "to rain on your parade".

 

[Mad Scientist]

Ok, SOME of these gotta' be stolen Chuck Norris bits right?

 

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He regularly blows bubbles with chewing gum.

 

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He has stalked himself online.

 

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He sends frequent warnings to the US Surgeon General.

 

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Adults would give him money to buy beer for them — when he was a minor.

 

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He sometimes puts STP Gas Treatment in the martinis he drinks.