Lying

[Sky Dancer]

I believe I've referred to you as "reasonably intelligent" Thanks for setting me straight.

No, I have low intelligence. Barely made it through the sixth grade.

So, if you're lying about lying about everything then????

You just can't believe a word I say.

 

[Avatar4321]

Can't do it. Body isn't wired to lie. In fact, it has a negative reaction every time we lie. many of us are just desensitized to the feeling.

 

[uscitizen]

No, I have low intelligence. Barely made it through the sixth grade.

So, if you're lying about lying about everything then????

You just can't believe a word I say.

When did you become a politician?

 

[Sky Dancer]

So, if you're lying about lying about everything then????

You just can't believe a word I say.

When did you become a politician?

I''m not a politician, I'm a professional liar. Don't believe a word I say.

 

[Avatar4321]

You just can't believe a word I say.

When did you become a politician?

I''m not a politician, I'm a professional liar. Don't believe a word I say.

So you are a politician and completely honest?

 

[Sky Dancer]

When did you become a politician?

I''m not a politician, I'm a professional liar. Don't believe a word I say.

So you are a politician and completely honest?

That has to be lie. Get it?

 

[uscitizen]

You just can't believe a word I say.

When did you become a politician?

I''m not a politician, I'm a professional liar. Don't believe a word I say.

you denied being a politician which means you are one!

 

[Uncensored2008]

Have you ever tried to lie 100% of the time?

I'm gonna give it whirl.

How will anyone notice a change?

 

[Sky Dancer]

Have you ever tried to lie 100% of the time?

I'm gonna give it whirl.

How will anyone notice a change?

No one will. No one believes anything I say as it is.

 

[Uncensored2008]

I was in a car crash and I lost my face.

Which was a net improvement....

 

[Uncensored2008]

I'm voting for Rick Perry.

They're restoring your voting rights?

 

[Uncensored2008]

Everything you think you know about me is a lie.

I assume as much about everyone here.

 

[Rat in the Hat]

http://www.myconfinedspace.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/not-a-single-****-was-given-that-day-700x467.jpg

 

[Sky Dancer]

I'm voting for Rick Perry.

They're restoring your voting rights?

Oh, I forgot. I can't vote. I'm in prison.

 

[mudwhistle]

Bump

 

[California Girl]

Bump

Liar.

 

[Uncensored2008]

No, I have low intelligence. Barely made it through the sixth grade.

I thought you were going to lie?

 

[Uncensored2008]

I did not make it thru the fifth grade, went straight on past it to the sixth grade.

So why did you stop there?

 

[Uncensored2008]

You just can't believe a word I say.

What made you decide to post on this board, Mr. President?

 

[Sky Dancer]

No, I have low intelligence. Barely made it through the sixth grade.

I thought you were going to lie?

You're right. I never went to school at all. I was in a half way house for idiots.