The amazingly similar "list" of "reasons" why we are at war with Iran, and why we invaded Iraq in 2003

[Robert W]

Perfidious Patrician Petrocrats

Bush lied in order to make Trump look foolish to idiots who think the two are alike. The Bush Family Circus comprises agents of Iran, because they need it to continue to cause trouble in the free flow of oil and jack up the profits of all oil companies.

Of course that is merely your unproven opinion.

 

[The Sage of Main Street]

Well, I wasn't supposed to reveal this, but too many have silly conspiracy theories like yours and seems it's time for the truth to come out.

The whole event you all call "9/11" was the fault of the ETs of Rigel.

Seems they were peeved your USA's FTC wouldn't grant them exclusive export rights on geoducks to the gourmet market of Tau Ceti.

So in a fit of rage, the Rigelians teleported the crew and passengers of those airplanes to their secret base on the far side of the Moon to become slave labor in their colony and mines.

Then they teleported some biologic robot drones onto those planes to simulate the hijackers and pilots, then crashed them into the buildings and ground.

This all has been kept secret for fear revelation would spark an interstellar war in this arm of the Galaxy.

However that war has started already and now we are focused in keeping the Alpha Centaurians from seizing this star-planet system for a base to serve their operations in this intra-galactic war.

We will need to keep this secret for a while so as not to tip off their agents operating on Earth that we are on to them and their schemes.

Deuteronomy Astronomy

Rigel? Isn't that where THE JEWS!!! originally came from? And they thought we keepers of secret knowledge couldn't figure is out! Hah! Of course, NASA, which we all know is infiltrated by Israelis, is keeping it all secret.

 

[EMH]

You have yet to document, confirm your claims on the flight performance of 757 you are claiming.

LOL!!!

So a 757 can fly at 530mph with nose 8 feet above ground.... NO.

Engines are more than 12 feet below nose.

A 757 needs to get to 30k feet to get to 500mph

 

[EMH]

Yes. That was confirmed by the prime minister himself.

Like every other Zionist Fascist Treasonous Liar, you lie...

Niger uranium forgeries - Wikipedia

en.wikipedia.org

 

[EMH]

that Iraq had WMD.

Iraq had spent 30 year old sarin artillery shells and 20 unenriched tons of yellowcake, exactly what they had after Desert Storm.


The cause of Zionist Fascism lied. Hans Blix told the truth.

 

[Muhammed]

Like every other Zionist Fascist Treasonous Liar, you lie...

Niger uranium forgeries - Wikipedia

en.wikipedia.org

Wow! You're an idiot.

You fell for that red herring because you're a moron.

Fake documents, that you knew were fake, actually fooled your dumb ass.

That's ******* pathetic, dude.

 

[Robert W]

LOL!!!

So a 757 can fly at 530mph with nose 8 feet above ground.... NO.

Engines are more than 12 feet below nose.

A 757 needs to get to 30k feet to get to 500mph

Why do you believe the airliner was going very fast. Missiles fly a lot faster.

Checking, the reported speed was around 530 miles per hour but no reports say it was 30 feet high.

Look at the damage it did.

 

[EMH]

Wow! You're an idiot.

You fell for that red herring because you're a moron.

Fake documents, that you knew were fake, actually fooled your dumb ass.

That's ******* pathetic, dude.

After getting busted lying, the Zionist Fascist Traitor thinks it is funny that Zionist Fascist Traitors forged documents for Fox News to use to push for a US invasion of Iraq.

 

[EMH]

Why do you believe the airliner was going very fast. Missiles fly a lot faster.

Checking, the reported speed was around 530 miles per hour but no reports say it was 30 feet high.

Can a 757 fly at 530 mph under 30k feet altitude? NO, too much air drag, air pressure too high, max speed hi 200s near the ground.

And of course, this is where the cruise missile entered, 8 feet up, not 30

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[Robert W]

After getting busted lying, the Zionist Fascist Traitor thinks it is funny that Zionist Fascist Traitors forged documents for Fox News to use to push for a US invasion of Iraq.

You are still clueless why we invaded Iraq. Who went to war with Saddam when he conquered Kuwait?

 

[EMH]

Who went to war with Saddam when he conquered Kuwait?

125 countries under a UN banner...


the only country unhappy with the result was Zionist Fascist Israel, which wanted the US alone to flip off 124 allies and invade Iraq by itself. Israel was also unhappy about the rest of the world "re-packing" a country outside its UN defined border, because after Saddam was booted from Kuwait, there was but ONE country on the planet outside of its UN defined border, Zionist Fascist Israel.

 

[Robert W]

Can a 757 fly at 530 mph under 30k feet altitude? NO, too much air drag, air pressure too high, max speed hi 200s near the ground.

And of course, this is where the cruise missile entered, 8 feet up, not 30

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Cruise missiles don't come from air. They are fired from a location. What was the location your fictionists missile was fired from? Why did witnesses see the airplane, yet nobody saw a missile?

 

[EMH]

Cruise missiles don't come from air. They are fired from a location

by a CIA plane over the military golf course...

did witnesses see the airplane

Everyone of those "witnesses" lied for the cause of Zionist Fascism

 

[Robert W]

125 countries under a UN banner...


the only country unhappy with the result was Zionist Fascist Israel, which wanted the US alone to flip off 124 allies and invade Iraq by itself. Israel was also unhappy about the rest of the world "re-packing" a country outside its UN defined border, because after Saddam was booted from Kuwait, there was but ONE country on the planet outside of its UN defined border, Zionist Fascist Israel.

Your judgement is so clouded with hate for Jews you are not able to make sense at all. Accusations are a dime a dozen.

 

[Muhammed]

After getting busted lying, the Zionist Fascist Traitor thinks it is funny that Zionist Fascist Traitors forged documents for Fox News to use to push for a US invasion of Iraq.

How did you come to the stupid ******* conclusion that those forgeries are relevant?

They were put out to fool morons like you. You just lack the logical reasoning skills to understand that the forged document is irrelevant.

You're retarded.

You were fooled by a fake after you were already told it's a ******* fake.

It just doesn't get any stupider than that.

 

[Robert W]

by a CIA plane over the military golf course...





Everyone of those "witnesses" lied for the cause of Zionist Fascism

My hope is we do not read artricles claiming you killed Jews.

 

[Robert W]

by a CIA plane over the military golf course...

What CIA plane? What military golf course. I have been on that road by the Pentagon at times and have no clue what you are talking about. Witnesses on that same road saw the plane hit the pentagon. Nobody saw missiles.

 

[Robert W]

by a CIA plane over the military golf course...





Everyone of those "witnesses" lied for the cause of Zionist Fascism

You act like you are one hell of a mind reader. What military golf course? The airplane flew over the city of Washington DC not some golf course.

 

[sparky]

After getting busted lying,

ive read nearly every poster on the USMB lamenting gub'mit lies

but see what you get for pointing them out here EMH

~S~

 

[Robert W]

ive read nearly every poster on the USMB lamenting gub'mit lies

but see what you get for pointing them out here EMH

~S~

Government lied about Trump working hand in hand with the Russians. Wooops, Obama lied.