little johnnies christmas

[manu1959]

It is
near the Christmas break of the school year. The students
have turned in all their work and there is really nothing
more to do. All the children are restless and the teacher
decides to have an early
dismissal.



Teacher:
"Whoever answers the questions I ask, first and correctly
can leave early
today."





Little
Johnny says to himself "Good, I want to get outta here.
I'm smart and will answer the
question."






Teacher:
"Who said 'Four Score and Seven Years
Ago'?"




Before
Johnny can open his mouth, Susie says, "Abraham
Lincoln."





Teacher:
"That's right Susie, you can go
home."




Johnny is
mad that Susie answered the question
first.




Teacher:
"Who said 'I Have a
Dream'?"




Before
Johnny can open his mouth, Mary says, "Martin Luther
King."




Teacher:
"That's right Mary, you can
go."




Johnny is
even madder than
before.




Teacher:
"Who said 'Ask not, what your country can do for
you'?"




Before
Johnny can open his mouth, Nancy says, "John F.
Kennedy."




Teacher:
"That's right Nancy, you may also
leave."




Johnny is
boiling mad that he has not been able to answer to any of
the questions.




When the
teacher turns her back Johnny says, "I wish these bitches
would keep their mouths
shut!"




The
teacher turns around: "NOW WHO SAID
THAT?"




Johnny:
"TIGER WOODS. CAN I GO
NOW?"

 

[kwc57]

 

[Big Black Dog]

Sorry, manu1959. Didn't know that you had already posted this joke. Sorry. I just posted it in another thread. I think it's a great joke so here's a little rep for you because I was such a dope.