Life During Sequester, the Survivors Speak

[CrusaderFrank]

Day 2. Eating left overs, watching Walking Dead.

Is there anyone else out there?

 

[Amelia]

 

[Mr. H.]

Oatmeal for breakfast instead of eggs benedict.

 

[TheOldSchool]

The raiders are still organizing in my neck of the woods. Fortunately we've managed to root out the mutants.

 

[tinydancer]

well done CF!

 

[Quantum Windbag]

We had some problems with roving bands of Democrats, but we told them we had high capacity magazines and a trigger grip on our rifle and they scattered.

 

[TheOldSchool]

We had some problems with roving bands of Democrats, but we told them we had high capacity magazines and a trigger grip on our rifle and they scattered.

Make sure you have shotguns aimed at all your doors.

 

[Quantum Windbag]

We had some problems with roving bands of Democrats, but we told them we had high capacity magazines and a trigger grip on our rifle and they scattered.

Make sure you have shotguns aimed at all your doors.

We tried that, but the first time someone knocked on the door we pulled the trigger and blew a huge hole in it.

 

[hortysir]

Day 2. Eating left overs, watching Walking Dead.

Is there anyone else out there?

Walkers took the leftovers.....

All that was left was cold cereal and no milk....

must......clean......guns

 

[CrusaderFrank]

Day 3: Headed for the train station. Wonders if I need to buy the monthly ticket.

Thought I heard a coyote howling in the night

 

[CrusaderFrank]

Train packed...people fleeing the devastation the sequester wrought at home, headed towards an uncertain future...so far no roving gangs of children left homeless and abandoned by these devastating cuts in future spending

 

[skookerasbil]

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[IlarMeilyr]

I thought I saw something out of the corner of my eye.

It must be a harbinger of things to come.

The signs and portents always start like that. Almost imperceptible.

 

[CrusaderFrank]

You know people living in Democrat run Detroit must feel like it really is the end of the world

 

[hortysir]

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[TheOldSchool]

Raiders have organized. No choice but to make a run for the mountains now. May not be able to post for a while. See you on the other side!

 

[Oddball]

 

[CrusaderFrank]

I cannot believe the devastation. This was once a world class city, the envy of the world, the shining success of American Innovation and Entrepreneurship. The people and industries have fled leaving chaos and crime in their wake. My God! Is this what Sequester is like?

Hell, no! This is Detroit and letting Democrats run things down to the ground

 

[tinydancer]

The sequester is some fun.

Saturday Night Live's Barack Obama, played by Jay Pharoah admitted that he had 'really no idea how money works or how budgets work'

SNL's Obama said that everyone was feeling the cuts, even in the White House, where the sequester means 'Michelle will only do four television appearances a week, down from her usual 75.'

The president then introduced a series of downbeat federal workers, all explaining what the budget cuts would mean for them.

An 'air traffic controller' joked that they would have to watch a 20-second ad for Doritos before looking at their radar screens.

Then an 'immigration officer' claimed they would let 'every tenth Mexican run across the border.'

Next came a cheerful astronaut who said that the glass had been removed from their helmets. It wouldn't matter she claimed, though, as during space walks her colleagues would just have to hold their breath.

But my favorite out of this story...

There was also time for a member of the military, a civil servant, construction worker and native American, resembling legendary disco group, the Village People to appear.

Obama quoted inspirational lyrics from their hit YMCA to the 'workers' as they performed the famous moves to the song.


And video at link:

What the sequester cuts really mean to you according to SNL: Obama admits he has 'no idea about money' but Michelle will now do only 4 weekly TV appearances instead of 75 | Mail Online

 

[Oddball]

yeah, yeah, yeahyeah, yaaaahhh....