Life During Sequester, the Survivors Speak

[Mr. H.]

I spent my last $12 on a bottle of whiskey. Figured I'll just drink the sequester off my mind.

 

[tinydancer]

I have all mt fishing gear ready for when I have to catch my own food

fresh or salt?

I went to town today. 10 elk crossed my path. I'm good to go. I have food on the move.

(psst btw it killed me watching them a joy beyond took my breath away )

 

[tinydancer]

I spent my last $12 on a bottle of whiskey. Figured I'll just drink the sequester off my mind.

Stolichnaya. Half the price double the duty. Have fun.

I can't wait to see Obama go down in flames over this. He's been such a drama queen.

 

[Quantum Windbag]

Day 3.

Internet, cell phones, TV, and local radio all down. Fires burning everywhere from the massive earthquake and tidal wave that was caused by the budget apocalypse. My only contact with the outside world is through an old Ham radio I have that uses tubes and a wire antenna I strung over a tree that died for lack of water. Only person I can get is a guy in China that say that the world still exist, even though all the new cities are empty. Not sure what he means, I think my Mandarin is not up to translating what he says. I think I got across that I am in what is left of San Francisco, which was hit hard by the cuts. He promised to send help.

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4c1zZ9x7UJE]SNL Makes Fun of Obama on Sequester Budget Cuts - March 2, 2013 - Saturday Night Live - YouTube[/ame]

 

[Amelia]

 

[Mr. H.]

I spent my last $12 on a bottle of whiskey. Figured I'll just drink the sequester off my mind.

Stolichnaya. Half the price double the duty. Have fun.

I'm saving that for January 20, 2017.

 

[Misty]

I'm happy as can be. I love sequesters.

 

[Misty]

This thread was so fun once...

Be funny or BONKBONK!, bad poster!

I was trying to write "tell 'em Jim tell 'em Jim" when I repped you but I got ahead of myself. Lol. I don't remember if it's from that episode but I use that phrase all the time when I'm being a smart ass.

 

[IlarMeilyr]

This thread was so fun once...

Be funny or BONKBONK!, bad poster!

I was trying to write "tell 'em Jim tell 'em Jim" when I repped you but I got ahead of myself. Lol. I don't remember if it's from that episode but I use that phrase all the time when I'm being a smart ass.

Isn't bad memory a sign of being a GRUP?

 

[hortysir]

I have all mt fishing gear ready for when I have to catch my own food

fresh or salt?

I went to town today. 10 elk crossed my path. I'm good to go. I have food on the move.

(psst btw it killed me watching them a joy beyond took my breath away )

I'm between the beach and the river....so BOTH!!

 

[IlarMeilyr]

I felt sorry for myself for not having shoes until I saw our society with the tragedies brought on by the heartless Obama sequester.

 

[Amelia]

Just hang on. Supplies are coming down from the north. Hold on a little longer. We can make it.

 

[IlarMeilyr]

Just hang on. Supplies are coming down from the north. Hold on a little longer. We can make it.

Maybe.

But why didn't Obama give ANY thought to all those poor

chiiiiiiiildren?

 

[tjvh]

Life During Sequester, the Survivors Speak: "It's cold in here... This forty eight foot subterranean Container which has now become my home. How strange that something once used to convey materialistic goods should now be my salvation. I can only pray that others have survived, as I have. The Twinkies beckon me, but I know I must remain diligent. The only way to survive this alive is by rationing. I rationalize that the single wire connecting my computer to the outside world, also connects me. I don't know how long I can survive... But I won't give up... Never... Somewhere there must be others..."

 

[Oddball]

Day 4.

This 10" snowstorm can only be because the federal gubmint bureaucrats in charge of bringing spring to the Northland have been furloughed one day a week!

 

[Freemason9]

Day 2. Eating left overs, watching Walking Dead.

Is there anyone else out there?

We'll see what happens when the federal government reduces welfare benefits to your poor dirtball of a Red state.

 

[Luissa]

An air show that I never planned on attending was cancelled here. The humanity

 

[IlarMeilyr]

Somebody else noted it, but it belongs here.

Chavez is dead: Victim of the Sequester.

Just how fucking heartless IS this Obama, anyway?

 

[Oddball]

An air show that I never planned on attending was cancelled here. The humanity

I heard that it was only downsized.

These are a couple of planes practicing for this summer's big Thunderbirds tour:

 

[Mr. H.]

I put the blame for this hangover squarely on the sequester.