lies your mother told you

[Libertarianman]

the lies my mom told me she didn't know were lies so they don't count.

she was a goldwater girl

Lmao....shit no

yes my mom loved goldwater and is still way right leaning.


its her loyalty to her own father

No, I mean it was no lie... She had good taste

 

[Mertex]

When they ring the bell on the ice cream truck it means they ran out

That was really bad....

 

[Mertex]

Your eyes will stay crossed if you cross them.

 

[R.D.]

the lies my mom told me she didn't know were lies so they don't count.

she was a goldwater girl

Lmao....shit no

yes my mom loved goldwater and is still way right leaning.


its her loyalty to her own father

"mother knows best" lol

 

[Statistikhengst]

"Now, dammit, where did I put my keys, again?"

 

[Katzndogz]

My mother was a democrat. She surely lied.

 

[daws101]

if you do that you'll go blind...
never put new shoes on a table.
baby poop is sterile.
just to name few.

 

[Statistikhengst]

If I just gently sing one more tune, she will waft off into sleep...

 

[gnarlylove]

work hard and you'll get ahead.

that isn't the lie. the lie is that "getting ahead" (defined by money) is anywhere an honest loving person would want to be...i was happier homeless than living with my parents (that is, IFF i didn't have a srs drug addiction getting in the way of enjoying homelessness lol)

another great lie is you should love everyone/do unto others etc etc because...

either you can love everyone or you can get ahead in life. a mom's son's paradox

of course it isn't mutually exclusive but in selecting one you necessarily neglect some of the other. unless u got the answers in which case SHARE

 

[daws101]

the water in California tastes like fish...

 

[Mudflap]

"Well, if Timmy's mom says it's OK, that's good enough for me."

 

[rightwinger]

"If you don't stop it........You'll go blind"

 

[Jughead]

1. Don't snack in between meals, as it will spoil your appetite for supper
2. A little hard work never killed anyone

 

[daws101]

god lives on the planet kolob
the Indians are one of the lost tribes of Israel.
fried baloney is good.

 

[Delta4Embassy]

The meek shall inherit the Earth.

Playing fair is better than cheating. (Not in this culture with adages like 2nd place is only 1st place loser.)

 

[Connery]

That she was a better cook than I...



....until she had my Flan....now I can't get rid of her.

 

[syrenn]

the lies my mom told me she didn't know were lies so they don't count.

she was a goldwater girl

So THAT is where you get it from!!!!!

 

[Delta4Embassy]

Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, the Tooth Fairy, and G-d.

 

[Mertex]

If I made an ugly face, my face would freeze like that.....

 

[midcan5]

'Some Things Don't Make Any Sense at All'

"My mom says I'm her sugarplum.
My mom says I'm her lamb.
My mom says I'm completely perfect
Just the way I am.
My mom says I'm a super-special wonderful terrific little guy.
My mom just had another baby.
Why?"

Judith Viorst