lies your mother told you

[shart_attack]

"It's not whether you win or lose: it's how you play the game."

"It's not the gift you give: it's the thought behind the gift that counts."

Let's hear some more.

 

[TheOldSchool]

My mother has never uttered even the most minuscule of a semblance of a lie. I declare her forever above all reproach!!!

 

[Politico]

Same here I was never told those things.

 

[shart_attack]

"Nobody owns a cat."

"There's no such thing as a free lunch."

"When people curse you, don't curse them back: that just brings you down to their level."

 

[oldfart]

"Nobody owns a cat."

"There's no such thing as a free lunch."

"When people curse you, don't curse them back: that just brings you down to their level."

"The policeman is your friend."

 

[norwegen]

"You get dumber every day."

It was a lie, see, 'cuz it was more of a weekly event, IMHO.

 

[The Professor]

Always wear clean underwear in case you're in an accident.

 

[Mudflap]

"No, I don't know what that is, but I doubt something crawling in the grass would hurt you. Go ahead and pick it up."

 

[Libertarianman]

"It's not whether you win or lose: it's how you play the game."

"It's not the gift you give: it's the thought behind the gift that counts."

Let's hear some more.

"Do as I say, not as I do"

 

[AquaAthena]

"It's not whether you win or lose: it's how you play the game."

"It's not the gift you give: it's the thought behind the gift that counts."

Let's hear some more.

The one and only thing: There is a Santa Claus...

 

[JakeStarkey]

"It's not whether you win or lose: it's how you play the game."

"It's not the gift you give: it's the thought behind the gift that counts."

Let's hear some more.

The one and only thing: There is a Santa Claus...

The greatest truthful falsehood of all of them. Thanks, Mom.

 

[Truthmatters]

"It's not whether you win or lose: it's how you play the game."

"It's not the gift you give: it's the thought behind the gift that counts."

Let's hear some more.

those are not lies your just an asshole

 

[Moonglow]

Better do your chores, or I'll get the switch to your britches.

 

[Truthmatters]

the lies my mom told me she didn't know were lies so they don't count.

she was a goldwater girl

 

[Libertarianman]

the lies my mom told me she didn't know were lies so they don't count.

she was a goldwater girl

Lmao....shit no

 

[Libertarianman]

"It's not whether you win or lose: it's how you play the game."

"It's not the gift you give: it's the thought behind the gift that counts."

Let's hear some more.

The one and only thing: There is a Santa Claus...

My mother never did that

 

[R.D.]

When they ring the bell on the ice cream truck it means they ran out

 

[Libertarianman]

When they ring the bell on the ice cream truck it means they ran out

Lmao!!!!!

 

[Mudflap]

"Oh, honey, the curfew is just a general time to shoot for. It's not like I'm running a prison around here."

 

[Truthmatters]

the lies my mom told me she didn't know were lies so they don't count.

she was a goldwater girl

Lmao....shit no

yes my mom loved goldwater and is still way right leaning.


its her loyalty to her own father