Joe Biden Solves Afghan Crisis

[rightwinger]

Uncensored2008
Yup. I read the Brits have been doing a great job getting people out. Not just British people either.

US is doing the same

 

[Claudette]

rightwinger
I should hope so but they started to late. This should have been done months ago and I prey they can get all of the Americans and Afghans out.

 

[Uncensored2008]

US is doing the same

You might want to delete that post now.

 

[Roudy]

Correction, largest retreat in history.

handed on a platter the county back to the same people we fought to remove over 20 years ago. what a moron!

 

[rightwinger]

You might want to delete that post now.

No reason to

The US has evacuated over 80,000 people
Impressive by any measure

 

[AMart]

No reason to

The US has evacuated over 80,000 people
Impressive by any measure

There is no reason to "evacuate" anyone. You bring people back in an orderly fashion from Bagram Air Base starting months ago. Bagram can be defended easily and has a huge perimeter that is open for kilometers. That is why it was built. It isn't in the middle of a congested urban area. The Taliban is acting like our TSA agents. This was Biden's decision to pull our military out of Bagram. CENTEM commander: this is beyond pathetic.

 

[rightwinger]

There is no reason to "evacuate" anyone. You bring people back in an orderly fashion from Bagram Air Base starting months ago. Bagram can be defended easily and has a huge perimeter that is open for kilometers. That is why it was built. It isn't in the middle of a congested urban area. The Taliban is acting like our TSA agents. This was Biden's decision to pull our military out of Bagram. CENTEM commander: this is beyond pathetic.

Easy Peasy INSIDE the perimeter

But Biden couldn’t assure the safety of those outside the perimeter after Aug 31

 

[Uncensored2008]

No reason to

Ah, 13 dead Marines is a "good start" for you democrats.

I understand

The US has evacuated over 80,000 people
Impressive by any measure

Pull out the troops, then start evacuations.

7,000 Americans remain hostages of your allies, the Taliban.

 

[Uncensored2008]

Easy Peasy INSIDE the perimeter

But Biden couldn’t assure the safety of those outside the perimeter after Aug 31

Quid Pro destroyed the safety of everyone with his cowardly surrender.

{The day 13 American service members and an unknown number of Afghans were killed by suicide bombings in Kabul, Afghanistan, President Joe Biden was 25 minutes late to address the nation in a roaming speech marked with labored breathing and a few choked-up moments.}

Disgrace: Weak Biden Struggles Through Remarks After 13 Americans Killed

townhall.com

Joe Biden, do the right thing - resign.

 

[Orangecat]

Yup

Never should have had our asses there in the first place

Agreed, but since we are, a competent withdrawal would've been the appropriate action. Instead we have a clusterfuck of incompetence, lies, and deaths.

 

[badbob85037]

Joe "Quid Pro" Biden, after wandering the halls of the White House for 4 1/2 hours trying to remember why he was there, addressed the nation through the party controlled press and assured us that there have been no deaths in Afghanistan and absolutely no Americans are stranded.

This was a little too much for some of the less obedient lap dogs in the DNC press pool who later pressed spokes troll Gin PaSnarky to clarify.

It turns out that Resident Biden has a brilliant plan that will make at least a few of the words he spoke true.

{
WASHINGTON, D.C.—In a press conference today, Biden assured the world that he would get every American out of Afghanistan. When asked how he would do this, he explained that on the pull-out date of August 31st he will simply revoke the American citizenship of every American who hasn't shown up at the Kabul airport yet.

"Voila! An elegant solution! Knock on wood, no malarkey!" he said to a stunned press. "If you haven't fought through 12 checkpoints of terrorist thugs and shown up at the airport by the deadline, I guess you don't want to be an American! Boom! No American left behind! Real simple, Jack!"

Biden then began hitting on a female reporter in the front row before forgetting where he was and walking aimlessly into the crowd.}

Biden To Make Sure No Americans Are Stranded In Afghanistan By Stripping Citizenship Of Everyone Stranded There

WASHINGTON, D.C.—In a press conference today, Biden assured the world that he would get every American out of Afghanistan. When asked how he would do this, he explained that on the pull-out date of August 31st he will simply revoke the American citizenship of every American who hasn't shown up...

babylonbee.com

You sure he don't have a democRat squad made up of taliban, assorted traitors, criminals, and perverts hunting them down and killing them?

 

[Desperado]

70,000 evacuated as of this morning
Largest and quickest air evacuation in history

but of that 70,000 approximately only 600 were Americans

 

[Uncensored2008]

You sure he don't have a democRat squad made up of taliban, assorted traitors, criminals, and perverts hunting them down and killing them?

I'm not actually sure where the location of the Squad is at the moment...

taliban, assorted traitors, criminals, and perverts...... Yep, that's the Squad alright.