Uncensored2008
Libertarian Radical
Joe "Quid Pro" Biden, after wandering the halls of the White House for 4 1/2 hours trying to remember why he was there, addressed the nation through the party controlled press and assured us that there have been no deaths in Afghanistan and absolutely no Americans are stranded.
This was a little too much for some of the less obedient lap dogs in the DNC press pool who later pressed spokes troll Gin PaSnarky to clarify.
It turns out that Resident Biden has a brilliant plan that will make at least a few of the words he spoke true.
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WASHINGTON, D.C.—In a press conference today, Biden assured the world that he would get every American out of Afghanistan. When asked how he would do this, he explained that on the pull-out date of August 31st he will simply revoke the American citizenship of every American who hasn't shown up at the Kabul airport yet.
"Voila! An elegant solution! Knock on wood, no malarkey!" he said to a stunned press. "If you haven't fought through 12 checkpoints of terrorist thugs and shown up at the airport by the deadline, I guess you don't want to be an American! Boom! No American left behind! Real simple, Jack!"
Biden then began hitting on a female reporter in the front row before forgetting where he was and walking aimlessly into the crowd.}
babylonbee.com
This was a little too much for some of the less obedient lap dogs in the DNC press pool who later pressed spokes troll Gin PaSnarky to clarify.
It turns out that Resident Biden has a brilliant plan that will make at least a few of the words he spoke true.
{
WASHINGTON, D.C.—In a press conference today, Biden assured the world that he would get every American out of Afghanistan. When asked how he would do this, he explained that on the pull-out date of August 31st he will simply revoke the American citizenship of every American who hasn't shown up at the Kabul airport yet.
"Voila! An elegant solution! Knock on wood, no malarkey!" he said to a stunned press. "If you haven't fought through 12 checkpoints of terrorist thugs and shown up at the airport by the deadline, I guess you don't want to be an American! Boom! No American left behind! Real simple, Jack!"
Biden then began hitting on a female reporter in the front row before forgetting where he was and walking aimlessly into the crowd.}
Biden To Make Sure No Americans Are Stranded In Afghanistan By Stripping Citizenship Of Everyone Stranded There
WASHINGTON, D.C.—In a press conference today, Biden assured the world that he would get every American out of Afghanistan. When asked how he would do this, he explained that on the pull-out date of August 31st he will simply revoke the American citizenship of every American who hasn't shown up...
babylonbee.com
