C'mon big talker. Tell me all about those miracles.Oh , yes, please do tell me the hidden meaning of each and every one.What are you talking about? It's the number one complaint on these boards. Where's God? Why do bad things happen if there is a God? Haven't you been paying attention? Maybe if your sole focus wasn't criticizing Christians and Christianity you would have noticed.
You might not realize this but by dispelling your delusions I am doing you a favor. I know it hurts like some ruthless bastard plucked out your right eye or chopped off your right hand, but try to understand that without some emergency pruning your fruitless tree was terminally diseased and marked to be cut down, extirpated, and removed from the landscape..
Time to put on your big boy pants.
Are you ready to learn the hidden significance of the multiplication of the loaves?
Giving sight to the blind?
Curing the paralytic?
Cleansing the lepers?
Raising Lazarus from the dead?
Turning wine into blood?
Pick a miracle, any miracle.
Do not be afraid.
By removing the seals placed on scripture, everyone, high and low, believer and unbeliever alike, will be able to see what was hidden inside for the first time in more than 2,000 years..
However, you might want to take a little time off to prepare and do some soul searching, clean house, tidy up, and focus so that you are capable of receiving the truth lest you fumble or go running for a touchdown into the wrong end-zone...again...
Remember? Three strikes and you're out!...and I shit you not, you may never get another chance at bat for the rest of your life.....
Do you really? lol,, sorry, not today.
You need to sober up first. You still reek of cheap wine and vomit.
Anyway, I heard about what happened to Jesus when he tried to help a donkey out of a ditch on the Sabbath.