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Jeb.
Jeb...Jeb...Jeb.
Jeb!
You are not going to be President.
Say it with me. "I am not going to be President."
Jeb, the only reason Trump is where he is today is because of you. You see, Jeb, the last thing America wanted on the next ballot was a choice between another Clinton and another Bush. It made us all feel like we were being forced to lick up our own vomit.
When you and she looked like the presumptive nominees, America was retching. And that collective heaving noise was the clarion call for Trump and Sanders.
Clinton is why Sanders is where he is, and you are why Trump is where he is.
Sanders won't take down Clinton, but Trump has taken you down. This means it is more important than ever for the GOP to get its act together and select someone who can beat Clinton.
That someone is not you, Jeb. It just isn't.
And it isn't Trump. Clinton beats him across the board in every demographic except old white men.
You have people telling you things will turn around in Iowa and/or New Hampshire. They just don't want to be out of a job right now, Jeb. They are lying to you, and they know it. And you know it.
You know it. Deep down in your belly, you know it.
When you leave, the air will go out of Trump's balloon. Sure, he'll crow and crow and crow upon your departure. But the only reason Trump will celebrate so loudly is precisely because he got in this race to make you eat crow. Once you are gone, his whole raison d'etre will leave with you.
So you have to go, Jeb. Now.
Then, after Trump falls from his horse, we will have you to thank.
See ya, Jeb!
Jeb...Jeb...Jeb.
Jeb!
You are not going to be President.
Say it with me. "I am not going to be President."
Jeb, the only reason Trump is where he is today is because of you. You see, Jeb, the last thing America wanted on the next ballot was a choice between another Clinton and another Bush. It made us all feel like we were being forced to lick up our own vomit.
When you and she looked like the presumptive nominees, America was retching. And that collective heaving noise was the clarion call for Trump and Sanders.
Clinton is why Sanders is where he is, and you are why Trump is where he is.
Sanders won't take down Clinton, but Trump has taken you down. This means it is more important than ever for the GOP to get its act together and select someone who can beat Clinton.
That someone is not you, Jeb. It just isn't.
And it isn't Trump. Clinton beats him across the board in every demographic except old white men.
You have people telling you things will turn around in Iowa and/or New Hampshire. They just don't want to be out of a job right now, Jeb. They are lying to you, and they know it. And you know it.
You know it. Deep down in your belly, you know it.
When you leave, the air will go out of Trump's balloon. Sure, he'll crow and crow and crow upon your departure. But the only reason Trump will celebrate so loudly is precisely because he got in this race to make you eat crow. Once you are gone, his whole raison d'etre will leave with you.
So you have to go, Jeb. Now.
Then, after Trump falls from his horse, we will have you to thank.
See ya, Jeb!
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