In other news...

[Moonglow]

... Jordan's King Abdullah did not personally bomb ISIS, which according to Brian Williams and Hillary Clinton, makes him a war hero.

That isn't news either...

 

[Ame®icano]

...Brian Williams was also NOT aboard a cruise ship that hit an iceberg and sank in the Atlantic in 1912. It turns out, he conflated the memory with the time he fell of the raft in a swimming pool.

 

[Ame®icano]

... Jordan's King Abdullah did not personally bomb ISIS, which according to Brian Williams and Hillary Clinton, makes him a war hero.

That isn't news either...

That's why it's placed in Political Satire forum, you dumb ****.

 

[Moonglow]

... Jordan's King Abdullah did not personally bomb ISIS, which according to Brian Williams and Hillary Clinton, makes him a war hero.

That isn't news either...

That's why it's placed in Political Satire forum, you dumb ****.

that's not humorous....

 

[Ame®icano]

... President Barry used the National Prayer Breakfast to equate ISIS with Christianity because of the Crusades. OK... so 21st century Islam is the same as 12th century Christianity. Ant yet he's still giving them too much credit. Maybe it's a Bush fault?

 

[Ame®icano]

... Venezuelan President Maduro says Joe Biden plotted to overthrow his Communist regime. Knowing that Biden couldn't plot his way out of room with no walls, it's hard to believe in Maduro's statement.

 

[Ame®icano]

... recent studies suggest that men who take large amounts of selfies are narcissistic and maybe psychopaths. However they did not reveal who was the study subject because of risk of IRS audits.

 

[Ame®icano]

... Barry now want's a space fence. That's not really what we meant by talking about illegal aliens.

 

[Ame®icano]

... less then a month after liar-in-chief declared Yemen a success, US personnel abandoned the country as Islamists took over. Any more successes like that and the Nobel guys are going to repo that Peace Prize.

 

[Ame®icano]

... hundreds or even thousands of new recruits swell the ranks of ISIS and terrorism threatens the world... Barry will be on it right after few more selfies.

 

[Ame®icano]

... disgraced tax chief Charlie Rangel wants to rumble with Natanyahu over Barry's failed foreign policies but, "not on the House floor". I guess he wants to meet him on the playground during recess... my money is on the one who is NOT a bloated, wheezing octogenarian.

 

[Ame®icano]

... Brian Williams and Jon Stewart, two pretenders anchors out in one week. A "moment of zen".

 

[Ame®icano]

... armed man shot by security. If he had a store it would look just like this...

 

[Ame®icano]

... if this cold keeps up, lefties will have to come up with a new name for it. Again.

 

[Ame®icano]

... last week's White House summit on combating violent extremists took three days to talk about Islamic terrorism without actually saying "Islamic terrorism".

 

[Ame®icano]

... during Thursday's festivities, Barry suggested that Islamic... cough, sorry... violent extremism is caused by criticism of... uhm, violent extremism.

 

[Ame®icano]

... the expert on the issue, Eric Holder, the Islamic terrorism is figment of Fox News imagination. He knows the best cause the Mexican drug gangs he trafficked guns to were in his own words - terrorists.

 

[Ame®icano]

... according to CNN, ISIS lures women with kittens and Nutella.

 

[Ame®icano]

... Rudy Giuliani said that Barry doesn't love America. Come on Rudy, his highness loves America. He'd love it even more if it wasn't full of Americans.

 

[Ame®icano]

... new study finds stunning lack of racial, gender, and economic diversity among middle-class white males.