In other news...

[Ame®icano]

... in narrow win over president's choice of canned unicorn meet, Campbell's canned soup just became progressive top choice for personal protective equipment. Yes, we can!

 

[Ame®icano]

... related, capitalizing on the success of "canned food drives", police departments are holding "firearms drives" to equip themselves.

 

[Hossfly]

News Alert This just in: President Obama has just signed and issued an Executive Order for the Agriculture Department to plant the trees that grow all the free stuff.

 

[Ame®icano]

... in waiting for snowstorm of the century, Andrew Cuomo bans travel. If you violate the ban, you're committing a crime, but if you cross the border illegally...

 

[Ame®icano]

... if Ray Rice punches her in a face, mehhh. Improperly inflated balls... WE'RE ON IT!

 

[Ame®icano]

... according to "no more campaign to run" president, gender pay inequality needs to end. I'll tell you what, Mr 87%: Show by example, you first.

 

[Ame®icano]

... during president's SOTU speech, justice Ginsberg caught some nappy time. She got tired of waiting for president to close Gitmo.

 

[Ame®icano]

... anti-lifers celebrated 42 years of abortion in America claiming that 7 out of 10 Americans approve of it. The other 3 didn't make out of the clinic.

 

[Ame®icano]

... New York assembly speaker and Clinton crony Sheldon Silver busted for corruption, meaning another democrat might be headed for the clink. Look at the bright side, at least this one didn't involve pedophilia on orgy island.

 

[Ame®icano]

... even if you decline tracking, healthcare.gov is sharing your data with third party sites. You may lose your doctor, but guaranteed benefit of ObamaSpam is that Nigerian prince can make you a millionaire.

 

[Ame®icano]

... democrat icon Michael Moore said that war hero Chris Kyle was a coward. More based his assessment on his extensive combat experience, also known as waistline.

 

[Ame®icano]

... Loretta Lynch is a good choice for Attorney General because she's not Eric Holder and... uhm, that's it.

 

[Ame®icano]

... according to the White House, Taliban are not terrorists. That news came as a surprise to Taliban as they respond: "No, we're definitely trying to kill you."

 

[Ame®icano]

... the administration claims that Bergdahl swap was not a concession to the Taliban. Of course, they don't make concessions until the second date.

 

[Ame®icano]

... 70 years since the liberation of Auschwitz and Barry couldn't make it. However, he did send along a picture of himself where in that picture he's looking at pictures of Jews. Shalom?

 

[Ame®icano]

... the Snowmageddon 2015 wasn't quite the disaster they were hoping for. But it did snow a lot... In New England... In January...

 

[Ame®icano]

... according to the first lady, African Americans should vote straight Democratic ticket "regardless"... Regardless? Like they have to? So, what was the whole Civil Rights thing about?

 

[hauke]

i get social security payments

not american social security

that would be a voucher for 1 mcdonnalds hamburger a month

i get german social security, a house, medical insurance and 550$

in germany thats the absolute minimum of poverty

 

[Ame®icano]

i get social security payments
not american social security
that would be a voucher for 1 mcdonnalds hamburger a month
i get german social security, a house, medical insurance and 550$
in germany thats the absolute minimum of poverty

WTF this has to do with anything in this thread?

 

[Ame®icano]

... Jordan's King Abdullah did not personally bomb ISIS, which according to Brian Williams and Hillary Clinton, makes him a war hero.