In other news...

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... the latest president's gem is that voting should be mandatory. Does he realize that mandatory voting would require some form of identification? Oops, racism.

 

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... according to NY Post, Valerie Jarrett is behind the leak about Hillary's illegal email server. Oh, Democrats...

 

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... speaking of nominee-to-be Hillary, she's worried about American "fun deficit". Bill comment on that was "I don't know what she's talking about, I'm having a great time."

 

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... for 5 bucks at Starbucks, should coffee be better or at least less annoying?

 

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... Microsoft is killing Internet Explorer with explanation that some 90s stuff is just best left in 90s. Right Hillary?

 

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... California congresswomen Barbara Lee claims that "climate change will turn women into prostitutes". It's time to legalize and unionize prostitution, then claim drop in unemployment. Isn't interesting that Al Gore has been whoring himself out to global warming for years.

 

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... president used his pen to sign executive order making Ted Cruz ineligible for Obamacare.

 

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... after challenging week for the legislative body, the approval rating of the United States Congress has shrunk to a point where it is no longer detectable by the currently available technology.

 

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... in preparations for the announcement of presidential run, Biden released both emails written while vice-president.

 

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... North Korean dictator Kim Jong-un said that he feels “snubbed” by absence of letter from Republicans.

 

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... faced with criticism from the Republican controlled Congress and to lower unemployment numbers, White House launched "Virtual Work" mobile app.

 

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... debate is dress blue and black or white and gold between ISIS members resulted in 23 beheadings, as argument turn deadly.

 

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... military is pushing for the same broad rules of engagement as civilian police forces.

 

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... although Hillary's lawyers claim that her email server was wiped clean, under pressure from Congress, Hillary released 20 thousand spam emails from Old Navy that she accidentally printed.

 

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... the Pentagon and IRS are debating the definition of service member dependents to include non-family, such as boyfriend that wife keeps at home while husband is on deployment.

 

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... during recent visit to the White House, president was seeking advice from prince Charles about establishing monarchy.

 

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... we can't blame Rep. Eleanor Holmes Norton for bad parking job. Parking spaces are inherently racist.

 

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... Obozo sent five Talibanimals to Afghanistan and all we got is a lousy Bergdahl and Rose Garden ceremony.

 

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... Barry has "absolutely no apologizes" for Bergdahl disgrace, and he thinks Yemen is "success". Now he want's us to trust him on Iran. We're perfectly safe.

 

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... Happy Anniversary Obamacare. Oops. Maybe now it's not good time to remind voters for what they spanked Democrats last fall.