In other news...

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... faced with racial discrimination suit and pressure from the White House, Staples is going to release "difficult" button.

 

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... To: HDR22@clintonemail.com. Dear Hillary, sorry it didn't work out. Send.

 

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... there is one Democrat who will never get caught up in e-mail scandal. Joe Biden. If only he knew how, he probably would.

 

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... Israeli Prime Minister Netanyahu addresses to Congress had Nancy Pelosi in "tears". Well, it would have, if she was physically capable of crying.

 

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... Darren Wilson: exonerated. Hands up, don't shoot: never happened. So, what's Michael Brown's family suing over? Someone should tell them that being white is not legally actionable.

 

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... the Emily's List, the group dedicated to prevent 1st birthdays, celebrated 30 years this week.

 

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... after signing executive amnesty and allowing our new comrades to draw benefits. president Red Barry is working on new executive order that will allow them to vote Democrat.

 

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... another Secret Service scandal has people asking "why us Washington so out of control?" Well, it's a mystery.

 

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... democrats want Logan Act charges brought against people who undermine presidential diplomacy. In that case, sorry Nancy, but rules are rules.

 

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... she says she emails Bill. Bill says he never emails. Only Clintons are able to tell two completely opposite versions of the same lie. And have the media believe in both of them.

 

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... two cops shot by protesters in Ferguson. Eric Holder reportedly headed to the scene. Not to investigate though. It's a sales call. Seems that thugs are running low on ammo.

 

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... MSNBC claims the Oklahoma college frat boys who chanted racist epithets were influenced by rap music. Yeah, Chad really looks like straight gangster, out of Westport. Yo!

 

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... someone looked angrily at an illegal immigrant today. Liberals demand apology.

 

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... Quebec man drowns in natural maple syrup pond after being chased by a Moose from separatist rally.

 

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... Russia send "reset" button back to Hillary with a note that she needs it more then they do.

Update: According to Hillary "delete" is the new "reset".

 

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... administration is adopting an entirely new "hands-up-don't-shoot" foreign policy.

 

[jillian]

... in all the fairness, Michael Phelps, the most decorated Olympian in history, has been asked by Obama administration to redistribute half of his medals to less accomplished athletes. Reason? You didn't swim that!

is that supposed to be 'satire'?

meh....

 

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... in all the fairness, Michael Phelps, the most decorated Olympian in history, has been asked by Obama administration to redistribute half of his medals to less accomplished athletes. Reason? You didn't swim that!

is that supposed to be 'satire'?

meh....

And you suppose to be a "princess"?

 

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... for his Final Four, president picks... Excuse me Pr. President, ISIS is not in the tournament.

 

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... the President finally called and congratulated Prime Minister Netenyahu for his victory. He would call earlier but his advisers from Iran and West Bank were slow preparing his talking points.