I, For One, Welcome Our New Self-Driving Overlords

Weatherman2020

Diamond Member
Mar 3, 2013
91,779
62,630
2,605
Right coast, classified
The National Transportation Safety Board has discovered that the man who was killed in a crash involving a Tesla SUV was playing a game on his phone at the time of the crash.

The man was identified as Apple engineer Walter Huang.

The NTSB said Huang was on his phone playing a game while the vehicle’s autopilot system was engaged. The SUV swerved and hit a concrete barrier on the freeway in Mountain View, California, in March 2018.

Man killed in Tesla SUV crash was playing game on smartphone while automated driving was engaged, NTSB says

So what’s the advantage of a self driving car when you’ve got to remain on high alert every second because the car is about to jerk to the left and plow you into oncoming traffic?
 
Well at least if you are occupied with a game the shock of OH SHIT won't be so bad as if you are intent on what is going on around you.
 
The National Transportation Safety Board has discovered that the man who was killed in a crash involving a Tesla SUV was playing a game on his phone at the time of the crash.

The man was identified as Apple engineer Walter Huang.

The NTSB said Huang was on his phone playing a game while the vehicle’s autopilot system was engaged. The SUV swerved and hit a concrete barrier on the freeway in Mountain View, California, in March 2018.

Man killed in Tesla SUV crash was playing game on smartphone while automated driving was engaged, NTSB says

So what’s the advantage of a self driving car when you’ve got to remain on high alert every second because the car is about to jerk to the left and plow you into oncoming traffic?


One can only wish we had a frame of his phone's camera feed at the instant of the crash to see the shocked and amazed look of disbelief on his face as he realizes his technology has failed him and what a fool he was to trust his life to it when he could have just been driving himself!

I bet it was somewhat similar to ther look of shock and disbelief Kobe had as he hit the mountain realizing he just spent $40,000 to die needlessly just because he thought he could afford it when he could have simply driven himself in his car.
 
What's the best round for deranged self-driving cars?
 
The National Transportation Safety Board has discovered that the man who was killed in a crash involving a Tesla SUV was playing a game on his phone at the time of the crash.

The man was identified as Apple engineer Walter Huang.

The NTSB said Huang was on his phone playing a game while the vehicle’s autopilot system was engaged. The SUV swerved and hit a concrete barrier on the freeway in Mountain View, California, in March 2018.

Man killed in Tesla SUV crash was playing game on smartphone while automated driving was engaged, NTSB says

So what’s the advantage of a self driving car when you’ve got to remain on high alert every second because the car is about to jerk to the left and plow you into oncoming traffic?
Unnatural natural selection.
 
The National Transportation Safety Board has discovered that the man who was killed in a crash involving a Tesla SUV was playing a game on his phone at the time of the crash.

The man was identified as Apple engineer Walter Huang.

The NTSB said Huang was on his phone playing a game while the vehicle’s autopilot system was engaged. The SUV swerved and hit a concrete barrier on the freeway in Mountain View, California, in March 2018.

Man killed in Tesla SUV crash was playing game on smartphone while automated driving was engaged, NTSB says

So what’s the advantage of a self driving car when you’ve got to remain on high alert every second because the car is about to jerk to the left and plow you into oncoming traffic?
Does that level of stupid qualify him for a Darwin award or does the death have to be before he has children, in addition to simple terminal stupidity?
 

Forum List

Back
Top