After the last election it appears conservatism is now a minority and rednecks are even more of a minority.
Therefore I demand an formal apology and reparations from all the progressives and government who have been degrading and abusive to my culture with silicon valley's and the governments approval.
There'll be a party with hors devees of mountain oysters, head cheese on little crackers, and pickled quail eggs on tooth picks, before an elegant meal of liver and onions, pig snout, cornbread, collard greens, corn on the cob, Mulligan stew, and sweet potato pie, when ya' all do this thing and do remember this is formal so wear your cowboy boots and hat.
*****CHUCKLE*****
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