I demand an apology

[Fort Fun Indiana]

But the OP thinks conservatism means grabbing one's ankles for a mentally ill pile of orange feces.

 

[odanny]

 

[Moonglow]

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You just gotta' know how to talk to the redneck son.

*****CHUCKLE*****

hay yah mother fire the canon.

 

[Dogmaphobe]

But the OP thinks conservatism means grabbing one's ankles for a mentally ill pile of orange feces.

Have you considered talking to a professional about these vivid sexual fantasies you are having?

 

[MarathonMike]

I myself am somewhat of a hillbilly. I never really felt any shame about it until the early nineties or so. It seemed to me that my brethren were trying to not be such neanderthals. Then Jeff Foxworthy came along. No one laughed harder at his ridicule than southerners. It seemed they took his redneck jokes as permission to be stereotypical backwoods dumbasses. After everyone gave up on trying to better themselves and gain a little sophistication I quit identifying with them. Redneck culture is an embarrassment to Western civilization. Crawl out of the cage you built for yourself and start acting like you have some sense.

I have lots of Wisconsin rednecks as in-laws they're so cool!

 

[occupied]

I have lots of Wisconsin rednecks as in-laws they're so cool!

Are they the Jesus kind or the meth kind?

 

[MarathonMike]

Are they the Jesus kind or the meth kind?

Neither. Just fun, normal country people who do things their way.

 

[occupied]

Neither. Just fun, normal country people who do things their way.

Come down to Florida and get a load of some real rednecks.

 

[MarathonMike]

Come down to Florida and get a load of some real rednecks.

Maybe "rednecks" are a diverse species.

 

[Coyote]

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After the last election it appears conservatism is now a minority and rednecks are even more of a minority.

Therefore I demand an formal apology and reparations from all the progressives and government who have been degrading and abusive to my culture with silicon valley's and the governments approval.

There'll be a party with hors devees of mountain oysters, head cheese on little crackers, and pickled quail eggs on tooth picks, before an elegant meal of liver and onions, pig snout, cornbread, collard greens, corn on the cob, Mulligan stew, and sweet potato pie, when ya' all do this thing and do remember this is formal so wear your cowboy boots and hat.

*****CHUCKLE*****

Ok…I apologize…

 

[skye]

I demand that all leftist kiss my ass.

That would be too good for them!!!!!

 

[Coyote]

I demand that all leftist kiss my ass.

 

[occupied]

Maybe "rednecks" are a diverse species.

The ones we have down here on the panhandle are barely housebroken. Lived amongst them for years and It's amazing just how allergic to sophistication they are. Our arrest reports are public record and there exists a cottage industry on the internet to repost the most ridiculous ones.

 

[BackAgain]

I apologize. I ate quite a few cabbage rolls and had some ice cream before I came over and tried to blame it on the dog.

I'm sorry.

And the hostess screamed at the dog to move before you shit on the poor thing!

 

[Tumblin Tumbleweed]

That ^ doesn’t sound like much of an apology.

I thought your type wasn't so much for apologies. Or, was that only for everyone outside the bubble that you can openly hate?

 

[JustAnotherNut]

Gotta love them rednecks and good ol' hospitality

 

[AzogtheDefiler]

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After the last election it appears conservatism is now a minority and rednecks are even more of a minority.

Therefore I demand an formal apology and reparations from all the progressives and government who have been degrading and abusive to my culture with silicon valley's and the governments approval.

There'll be a party with hors devees of mountain oysters, head cheese on little crackers, and pickled quail eggs on tooth picks, before an elegant meal of liver and onions, pig snout, cornbread, collard greens, corn on the cob, Mulligan stew, and sweet potato pie, when ya' all do this thing and do remember this is formal so wear your cowboy boots and hat.

*****CHUCKLE*****

I am sorry that I am smarter than rightwinger

 

[BackAgain]

I thought your type wasn't so much for apologies. Or, was that only for everyone outside the bubble that you can openly hate?

Dumbledick: wtf are you babbling about now, you idiot?

 

[MarathonMike]

The ones we have down here on the panhandle are barely housebroken. Lived amongst them for years and It's amazing just how allergic to sophistication they are. Our arrest reports are public record and there exists a cottage industry on the internet to repost the most ridiculous ones.

The point you keep missing is that "rednecks" like every other large group of people are not some borg-like collective. They are a large group of individuals with individual characteristics. Not unlike Trump supporters.

 

[Tumblin Tumbleweed]

Dumbledick: wtf are you babbling about now, you idiot?

You don't read so good? Is that the issue?