How many republicans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

[midcan5]

1. One to deny that the light bulb needs to be changed

2. One to attack the patriotism of anyone who says the light bulb needs to be changed.

3. One to blame Clinton for burning out the light bulb.

4. One to tell the nations of the world that they are either for changing the light bulb or for darkness.

5. One to give a billion dollar no-bid/cost-plus contract to Halliburton for the new light bulb.

6. One to arrange a photograph of Bush, dressed as a janitor, standing on a stepladder under the banner: "Light Bulb Change Accomplished."

7. One administration insider to resign and write a book documenting in detail how Bush was literally in the dark.

8. One to viciously smear #7.

9. One surrogate to campaign on TV and at rallies on how George Bush has had a strong light bulb changing policy all along.

10. Finally, Joe Lieberman to confuse Americans about the difference between screwing the light bulb and screwing the country.

clipped from: downwithtyranny.blogspot.com

 

[Shattered]

How many Democrats does it take to change a lightbulb?

Twenty.

One to change it.
Three to do an environmental impact study.
Two to ensure that Affirmative Action criteria are being met.
One to liase with the Unions.
Five to grumble about how the Republicans were trying to keep everyone in the dark.
Two to get an abortion to celebrate the occasion.
Three to hold a press conference calling attention to their accomplishment and proclaiming how much more brightly the bulb would be shining if we elected more Democrats to office.
Three to pass a law banning incandescent light bulbs, because they cause global warming.

However, when it's all over, everyone is still in the dark because the Democrats don't have enough sense to flip the switch.

 

[Ninja]

Three to pass a law banning incandescent light bulbs, because they cause global warming.

http://www.californiaprogressreport.com/2007/04/one_step_closer.html

 

[Taomon]

1. One to deny that the light bulb needs to be changed

2. One to attack the patriotism of anyone who says the light bulb needs to be changed.

3. One to blame Clinton for burning out the light bulb.

4. One to tell the nations of the world that they are either for changing the light bulb or for darkness.

5. One to give a billion dollar no-bid/cost-plus contract to Halliburton for the new light bulb.

6. One to arrange a photograph of Bush, dressed as a janitor, standing on a stepladder under the banner: "Light Bulb Change Accomplished."

7. One administration insider to resign and write a book documenting in detail how Bush was literally in the dark.

8. One to viciously smear #7.

9. One surrogate to campaign on TV and at rallies on how George Bush has had a strong light bulb changing policy all along.

10. Finally, Joe Lieberman to confuse Americans about the difference between screwing the light bulb and screwing the country.

clipped from: downwithtyranny.blogspot.com

The original joke I heard was How many Bush Administration members does it take to change a lightbulb? The answer: None. There is nothing wrong with the lightbulb, any reference to the incandescence of the lightbulb is a smear from the liberal press, why do you hate freedom?

 

[mattskramer]

How many Democrats or Republicans does it take to change a light bulb?

We will never know. While each side was reaching and grabbing at the bulbs and while they were fighting among themselves to prove which side could do it better, they broke the one that they were reaching for and smashed all of the replacement bulbs under their feet in the struggle.

 

[Taomon]

How many Democrats or Republicans does it take to change a light bulb?

We will never know. While each side was reaching and grabbing at the bulbs and while they were fighting among themselves to prove which side could do it better, they broke the one that they were reaching for and smashed all of the replacement bulbs under their feet in the struggle.

But they are passing an education bill filled with earmarks that will bring lightbulbs to each state and wads of cash to pet projercts.

 

[Taomon]

But they are passing an education bill filled with earmarks that will bring lightbulbs to each state and wads of cash to pet projercts.

Bush vowed to veto the bill unless the lightbulb clause is dropped completely.