Zone1 How does one become a moderator here?

[Coyote]

Cheesecake photos.

Well…color me shocked but we are already getting photos, ahead of any chocolate deposit I might add. Any idea on who this might be? It did not include an application. I kinda like her.

 

[Coyote]

Step one is become a member.

Step two is to take an IQ test.

Step three is to fail that IQ test.

Step four has something to do with swearing allegiance to the Zone 1.

[Note: step 4 confirms step 3.]

Step five involves the initiation rituals. Blood may or may not be involved. Or Vermouth. One of them.

We accept chocolate in lieu of blood.

 

[Road Runner]

You need at least 6 years of babysitting experience with references from the
last three years.

From the kids or parents?

 

[Moonglow]

Well…color me shocked but we are already getting photos, ahead of any chocolate deposit I might add. Any idea on who this might be? It did not include an application. I kinda like her.

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That's @

MisterBeale​

 

[BlackSand]

Well…color me shocked but we are already getting photos, ahead of any chocolate deposit I might add. Any idea on who this might be? It did not include an application. I kinda like her.

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It's Bones smoking a blunt ... Damn she has let herself go.
Ooops ...

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[BackAgain]

We accept chocolate in lieu of blood.

Whew. I was starting to worry about that andrenochrome stuff.

 

[Coyote]

That's @

MisterBeale​

Dang…I like his style! Actually he really is pretty cool!

Can you identify this anonymous contribution?

 

[BackAgain]

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It's Bones smoking a blunt ... Damn she has let herself go.
Ooops ...

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Actually, looking improved ! Unless that’s an old photo.

 

[Moonglow]

Dang…I like his style! Actually he really is pretty cool!

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Someone's overly wordy.

 

[Coyote]

Whew. I was starting to worry about that andrenochrome stuff.

No. The bribes down payment is strictly chocolate.

 

[BlackSand]

Dang…I like his style! Actually he really is pretty cool!

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I would have suggested Mac1984(ish) ... But there are no keyboard marks on his forehead ...

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[BackAgain]

No. The bribes down payment is strictly chocolate.

Well, I for one am gratified. I like chocolate. Bribes are supposed to be delicious!

 

[Coyote]

Well, I for one am gratified. I like chocolate. Bribes are supposed to be delicious!

I totally agree.





But for the record…do. Not. Touch. The. Chocolate.



I can’t be responsible for the consequences.

 

[BlackSand]

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What will chocolate covered bacon with caramel drizzle get ya ...

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[sparky]

How does one become a moderator here?

methinks it some condition of parole......

~S~

 

[BackAgain]

I totally agree.





But for the record…do. Not. Touch. The. Chocolate.



I can’t be responsible for the consequences.

No worries. I want to be a mod even less than everybody else wants me to be a mod. But I do regret missing out on good chocolate.

 

[Meister]

Well…color me shocked but we are already getting photos, ahead of any chocolate deposit I might add. Any idea on who this might be? It did not include an application. I kinda like her.

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Reminds me of a female Keith Richards.

 

[Coyote]

No worries. I want to be a mod even less than everybody else wants me to be a mod. But I do regret missing out on good chocolate.

 

[Orangecat]

I don't know how often moderator's jobs appear. Is it something you would seek? I was a mod on a construction forum, it closed just over five years ago. You get nothing but grief, it's not something I would do again.

It might be enlightening to see how things are run behind the curtain.

 

[candycorn]

It might be enlightening to see how things are run behind the curtain.

To be a mod, all you need is the title and you're free to make it up as you go along.

I was cited for using an emoji from USMB once....