Zone1 How does one become a moderator here?

[Rambunctious]

I dunno, but I'd sure like to sign-up to be one.

I think I'd make an excellent choice for the next MOD.

So to the powers that be, HMU!!

 

[Baron Von Murderpaws]

It's like being a Hall Monitor in school.
Narks, geeks, and dweebs get picked to be Hall Monitors, and they use it as a power trip for their egos.
Why do you think they get picked on and beat up all the time?

 

[Baron Von Murderpaws]

Cheesecake photos.

 

[task0778]

First you have to pass an entrance exam with 12 essay questions to get your mod certification.

Then, there is the application. You must provide 36 forms of ID, provide a recommendation letter from your kindergarten teacher certifying that you play nice with others and don’t hawk loogies when no one is looking, and provide a down payment of 3 pounds of Cadbury chocolate before we will even look at your app. Oh, and send photos.

Did they con you out of 3 lbs of Cadbury chocolate, or is that what you're trying to con somebody else out of? Could be both I guess. And just a down payment, huh?

 

[dblack]

Moderate this!

 

[Oddball]

I dunno, but I'd sure like to sign-up to be one.

I think I'd make an excellent choice for the next MOD.

No you wouldn't.

 

[petro]

No you wouldn't.

At least he lost the
#Lol
#atmarcATL
#stupidhastags

 

[Orangecat]

Stand still when they ask for volunteers to step forward, and everyone else takes a step back.

Seriously, now that you have expressed an interest they will contact you if they think you are right for the job.

I'd probably dial down my insults, for sure. I'd vote against silly politically based thread moves, too, if such things are even voted upon.

 

[Damaged Eagle]

*****CHUCKLE*****

 

[Yarddog]

How does one become a moderator here?
Are there certain criteria that must be met?
Who decides?

How does one become a moderator here?
Are there certain criteria that must be met?
Who decides?

ONE IS ASKED......

to put aside their morals, better judgement, ethics and common sense for the greater good.... and oh yeah, there's the little part about selling your soul and all that.... then if you should decide to no longer be a moderator you will need to also put aside your pinkie and ring finger below the second knuckle...


(OH come on people! just kidding here, all you moderators are doing Gods work ! .. thank you from the
bottom of my spleen!))

 

[Hossfly]

ONE IS ASKED......

to put aside their morals, better judgement, ethics and common sense for the greater good.... and oh yeah, there's the little part about selling your soul and all that.... then if you should decide to no longer be a moderator you will need to also put aside your pinkie and ring finger below the second knuckle...


(OH come on people! just kidding here, all you moderators are doing Gods work ! .. thank you from the
bottom of my spleen!))

Is a spleen the same as a gizzard?

 

[The Duke]

How does one become a moderator here?
Are there certain criteria that must be met?
Who decides?

I'll take "Things I'd never even consider" for $1000, Alex.

 

[The Duke]

Is a spleen the same as a gizzard?

Of course!

 

[Yarddog]

Is a spleen the same as a gizzard?

Well Hoss,
It's like this..... Conservatives have spleens and the progressive/ Leftists all have Gizzards! How else would you explain their ability to regurgitate so much??

 

[Gracie]

I ran my own board at one time, long ago. Had two moderators. It was a great board, too. But eventually I got tired of herding the cats so I closed it down.

Anyway, in answer to your question, the existing mods choose who to ask to moderate. If ya want it, they will probably think something nefarious is going on, so don't ask. Plus, you have to be well liked by the majority....regardless of political stance, etc. And have thick skin, a cool head, and not expect to be paid.

 

[CarlinAnnArbor]

You must provide 36 forms of ID,

So you're saying blacks need not apply. Got it.

 

[Gracie]

So you're saying blacks need not apply. Got it.

They have a black mod. Katsteve. He's a good one, too.

 

[CarlinAnnArbor]

They have a black mod. Katsteve. He's a good one, too.

It was a JOKE. You know, all libs tell us blacks don't have access to a SINGLE form of ID

 

[Likkmee]

How does one become a moderator here?
Are there certain criteria that must be met?
Who decides?

You need to have a 15 year record of no racial slurs

 

[Likkmee]

It was a JOKE. You know, all libs tell us blacks don't have access to q SUNGLE form of ID

I find that often thay carry a SINGLE digit IQ