How About a Joke Thread ?

[Captain Caveman]

The UK Government has said that Scotland could end up as a Third World country if they try and vote again for independence. I don't know if things will improve to that extent, but you never know.

 

[Captain Caveman]

The exit polls were predicting a landslide victory for the Democrats at 4pm today. However it was neck and neck by 5.30pm when the Republican voters finished work and got to the polling stations

 

[Captain Caveman]

Police say their investigation into the shooting at the YouTube headquarters has been hampered by having to sit through a 5 second advert before interviewing each witness

 

[Captain Caveman]

My neighbour just banged on my door there and shouted "Can I use your phone? There's been an accident along the road. A Democrat has been run down' He's bleeding to death".

I asked him "What's wrong with your own phone?"

He said "The camera's shit on mine".

 

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MSN

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Professional sport ( NFL ) and (NASCAR) are getting desperate!

 

[Leo123]

Three old women sitting on a park bench bragging about their sons. One says "My son is a doctor and just built 2 hospitals" Other one says: "My son is a developer and just built a huge hotel. " 3rd woman says "My son is gay, doesn't work, and lives in a penthouse with 2 men" One man is a doctor and just built 2 hospitals....The other man......(you finish it)

Milton Berle told that joke.....LOL

 

[Baron Von Murderpaws]

The correct use of grammar is to keep her in the basement after she's passed, so you can collect her SSI.

 

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Saudi POC don't care about the World Economy, they only care about their gas profits. They are a gas station, just like OPEC members and USA producers ! All are owned ! Of course their profits is all that matters any way they get them ! If we don't support protection to these pieces of crap Russia & China will Nuke threat them till the cowards hide in tunnels. Understand weakness is a strength that we know all about !

 

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3/4ths the world is either at war or wanting war. My thought is F U !

 

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U can do it Dude !

 

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Any thread begun by IM.2.

 

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[ChemEngineer]