What is your favorite (just one) Rodney Dangerfield one-liner ?

[Natural Citizen]

I always found him to be not very funny.

 

[protectionist]

I always found him to be not very funny.

That is about the oddest comment I maybe ever heard in 12 years in this forum. Whatever.

 

[protectionist]

"when I was a kid, I was poor. I was so poor, on my birthday, my old man showed me a picture of a cake."

"My kid wanted a BB gun. I gave him a BB gun. he gave me a sweatshirt with a bullseye in the back."

"I live in a tough neighborhood. I asked a cop How far is it to the subway ? He said > I don't know. So far, no one's ever made it."

 

[protectionist]

"Last night I told my wife I need a Home Improvement loan, She gave me a $1,000 to move out."

"My wife, she drives me nuts. She was afraid of the dark. She saw me naked. Now she's afraid of the light."

 

[Dr.Destructo]

My psychiatrist told me I was crazy and I said I want a second opinion. He said okay, you're ugly too.


I went to a fight the other night, and a hockey game broke out.


My wife and I were happy for 20 years. Then we met.

 

[Dr.Destructo]

 

[Dr.Destructo]

 

[Dr.Destructo]

 

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