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Well; Lil Johnny and his Girlfriend have decided to get married,
they's been going out for a few years.
Lil Johnny and his Gir really loved each other and wanted everything to be perfect... and
pretty much everything was, except that one thing had been bothering Lil Johnny.
Her sister was a babe and many times Lil Johnny visited, she would flirt with him,
bending over in front of him, things he couldn't acknowledge.
Well a couple of nights before the wedding,
she called Lil Johnny up and asked Lil Johnny over to her place to help her with some boxes.
She was moving out of her apartment.
When Lil Johnny arrived, he found her alone on the couch wearing decidedly little.
Well; Lil Johnny was shocked and she explained to him that she'd always wanted him and
that it was her final opportunity, as these were Lil Johnny's last few days as a bachelor.
Well; Lil Johnny, he didn't know what to do.
She told Lil Johnny she would go upstairs and wait and if Lil Johnny wanted to,
he could follow her, but if he didn't, he could just leave.
So; Lil Johnny thought for a moment, waited and then went outside only to find her dad almost in tears
with joy saying he knew now that Lil Johnny was really the right man and
that Lil Johnny had his blessing to marry his daughter.
This was a test to see just how loyal he, Lil Johnny was!
and the Moral of the story:
always leave your condoms in the car.
they's been going out for a few years.
Lil Johnny and his Gir really loved each other and wanted everything to be perfect... and
pretty much everything was, except that one thing had been bothering Lil Johnny.
Her sister was a babe and many times Lil Johnny visited, she would flirt with him,
bending over in front of him, things he couldn't acknowledge.
Well a couple of nights before the wedding,
she called Lil Johnny up and asked Lil Johnny over to her place to help her with some boxes.
She was moving out of her apartment.
When Lil Johnny arrived, he found her alone on the couch wearing decidedly little.
Well; Lil Johnny was shocked and she explained to him that she'd always wanted him and
that it was her final opportunity, as these were Lil Johnny's last few days as a bachelor.
Well; Lil Johnny, he didn't know what to do.
She told Lil Johnny she would go upstairs and wait and if Lil Johnny wanted to,
he could follow her, but if he didn't, he could just leave.
So; Lil Johnny thought for a moment, waited and then went outside only to find her dad almost in tears
with joy saying he knew now that Lil Johnny was really the right man and
that Lil Johnny had his blessing to marry his daughter.
This was a test to see just how loyal he, Lil Johnny was!
and the Moral of the story:
always leave your condoms in the car.