GOP Jesus

[Magnus]

 

[Mac1958]

I've seen this. Funny, sad, true.

 

[Oddball]

Gubmint isn't Jesus, dipschitt...

 

[Magnus]

Gubmint isn't Jesus, dipschitt...

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Exactly. All Jesus said was... “Give back to Caesar what is Caesar’s and to God what is God’s.”

 

[DukeU]

Raise your hand if YOU have welcomed the needy into your home and fed them.

 

[Magnus]

I've seen this. Funny, sad, true.

Yup. They nailed it.

For Republicans, the Bible and the Constitution are giant smorgasbords. Pick and choose what you want and forget the rest.

 

[Oddball]

Exactly. All Jesus said was... “Give back to Caesar what is Caesar’s and to God what is God’s.”

He was never this wordy.

 

[odanny]

 

[odanny]

 

[Magnus]

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Exactly right. Jesus loves guns and rich people.

Who can forget his words..."Whoever slaps you on the right cheek, turn the other gun on him as well".

Or, how about this..."It is easier for a rich man to enter heaven seated comfortably on the back of a camel than it is for a poor man to pass through the eye of a needle".

 

[rightwinger]

 

[Auld Phart]

Yup. They nailed it.

For Republicans, the Bible and the Constitution are giant smorgasbords. Pick and choose what you want and forget the rest.

Pick and choose what you want and forget the rest.

and how are Democrats different?

 

[Magnus]

and how are Democrats different?

We help our fellow man when he is in need. We don't hide behind the bible to justify our selfishness and greed.

 

[rightwinger]

 

[Maxdeath]

Oh would it not be glorious if one party were truly so much better then the other? Would it not be great if one party were not so glaringly hypocritical then the other? But in fact they both have the exact same problems, the exact same people pretending that it is the other party.

 

[Mac-7]

I've seen this. Funny, sad, true.

This is classic

Godless libs lecturing others on how to be good Christians

 

[rightwinger]

This is classic

Godless libs lecturing others on how to be good Christians

Jesus was a LIBERAL

 

[Mac-7]

Jesus was a LIBERAL

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Jesus is the living Son of God who died on the cross but was resurrected and now sits at the right hand of the Creator

If you dont know that then you dont know anything about Jesus

 

[rightwinger]

Jesus is the living Son of God who died on the cross but was resurrected and now sits at the right hand of the Creator

If you dont know that then you dont know anything about Jesus

Jesus was a LIBERAL

 

[Blaster]

Jesus was a LIBERAL

Jesus didn't embrace a political ideology. He preached forgiveness and obedience to God the father.