"GOD BLESS KENTUCKY"

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Sep 23, 2004
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A Mexican drinks his beer and suddenly throws his glass in the
air, pulls out his pistol and shoots the glass to pieces.
He says, "In Mexico our glasses so cheap we don't need to
drink from the same glass twice."


An Iraqi, obviously impressed by this, drinks his beer, throws
his glass into the air, pulls out his AK-47 and shoots the glass
to pieces. He says, "In Iraq we have so much sand to make
glasses that we don't need to drink out of the same glass twice
either.


The Kentucky boy, cool as a cucumber, picks up his beer and
drinks it, throws his glass into the air, pulls out his
gun and shoots the Mexican and the Iraqi, and catches his glass. He
says, "In America we have so many Mexicans and Arabs that we
don't have to drink with the same ones twice.

"GOD BLESS KENTUCKY"
 

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