Mr. P
VIP Member
On a hospital tour a woman noticed that a man was masturbating in a hospital
room with the door wide open.
"Oh my God!" screamed the woman, "That's disgraceful!
Why is he doing that?"
The doctor that was leading the tour explained, "I am
very sorry...but this man has a serious condition where the
testicles rapidly fill with semen. If he doesn't do that five times a day,
they'll explode and he'll die within minutes."
"Oh, well in that case, I guess it's OK," commented
the women.
In the very next room they could see that a female nurse
was performing oral sex on a different male patient. Again the woman
screamed "Oh my God! How can that be justified?"
The doctor replied..."Same Illness, better health plan."
room with the door wide open.
"Oh my God!" screamed the woman, "That's disgraceful!
Why is he doing that?"
The doctor that was leading the tour explained, "I am
very sorry...but this man has a serious condition where the
testicles rapidly fill with semen. If he doesn't do that five times a day,
they'll explode and he'll die within minutes."
"Oh, well in that case, I guess it's OK," commented
the women.
In the very next room they could see that a female nurse
was performing oral sex on a different male patient. Again the woman
screamed "Oh my God! How can that be justified?"
The doctor replied..."Same Illness, better health plan."
