Opinion: There has never been a war on Christmas
Tom Klarr Staff Reporter. Watch out! Take Cover! Head for your basement exercise room turned self-made bunker because there is a war going on right here in America. No, the Islamic State has not invaded the homeland. This war is far more sinister with plans to destroy the very fabric of this once-great, now just okay, nation. The lefty-liberals and their monstrous “political correctness police” are waging a “War on Christmas” if you believe the talking heads of the Christian conservative base.
First and foremost in my systematic dismantling of their argument, I must debunk easily accepted myths. For starters: Jesus was likely not born on Dec. 25.While the bible offers no clear indication of the exact date, some scholars believe a spring birth was more likely due to the mention of shepherds keeping watch over their flock at night in 2ndLuke Verse 8. Second: Christmas did not originate as a pagan holiday. While the Romans celebrated the solstice with a weeklong holiday called Saturnalia, Christians co-opted the end of the celebration, Dec. 25, to convert more Roman pagans. However, in a Slate article written by Andrew Santella, a scholarly theory of an ancient Jewish tradition dating a prophet’s death on the same day of his conception lends credence to the origin of Christmas in December.
Now that we all understand Christmas has an entirely arbitrary date, we must learn Christmas is not truly under attack. Christmas first mounted a defense on Dec. 7, 2004, whenThe O’Reilly Factor ran a segment called “Christmas Under Siege”. Bill O’Reilly is the holiday’s greatest defender. In that same segment he claims, “Americans will lose their country if they don’t begin to take action. Any assault on Judeo-Christian philosophy should be fought.” He publicly called American Christians to take up arms against anyone who seeks to undermine the spirit of Christmas. This is a very strong defense strategy for a holiday that seems to be doing pretty well for itself.
Who or what is mounting an assault that needs such stout retaliation from the Christian right? The simple answer is liberals and corporate America catering to the multitude of cultures deeply rooted on home soil. In 2004, O’Reilly took issue with Macy’s no longer greeting shoppers with “Merry Christmas.” In 2005, Wal-Mart received flak from Catholics for carefully avoiding the word Christmas in their advertising campaigns. Retailers including The Home Depot, Lowes, Gap and Best Buy have all come under fire in recent years by the misguided, bile spewing rhetoric of right wing hotheads.
The most recent and, quite frankly, unbelievably stupid controversy the Rupert Murdoch puppets have lost the plot over is Starbucks new holiday red cup for 2015. A quick google search will reveal that, contrary to the belief of the Christian right, Starbucks has never had holiday cups directly using the word Christmas. In fact, most of the designs before the plain red one of this year have centered on winter celebrations.
The War on Christmas is fabricated by conservative news outlets to incite fear and anger over practices of inclusion and respect of other beliefs and cultures. The liberal “gestapo” will not enter your home to remove the nativity scene and the star from your “holiday tree.” So this holiday season instead of forwarding misinformed chain e-mails to your nephews in college to “teach them a lesson about the true meaning of Christmas,” sit down by a fire with hot chocolate and ask your family how they are doing or what plans they have for the new year. Christmas is a time for respect and appreciation of the good things in life. Do not degrade that sentiment with your own hate of others. For myself, Christmas is a month of rampant consumerism and overconsumption and I’m quite happy with that.