My sister sent this to me today......
Bill Clinton started jogging near his new home in Chappaqua. But on each
run, he happened to jog past a hooker standing on the same street
corner, day after day. With some apprehension he would brace himself as
he approached her for what was most certainly to follow.
"Fifty dollars!" she would shout from the curb.
"No, five dollars!" fired back Clinton.
This ritual between Bill and the hooker continued for days. He'd run by
and she'd yell, "Fifty dollars!" He'd yell back, "Five dollars!" One day
however, Hillary decided that she wanted to accompany her husband on his
jog. As the jogging couple neared the problematic street corner, Bill
realized the "pro" would bark her $50 offer and Hillary would wonder
what he'd really been doing on all his past outings. He realized he
should have a darn good explanation for the junior Senator.
As they jogged into the turn that would take them past the corner, Bill
became even more apprehensive than usual. Sure enough, there was the
hooker. Bill tried to avoid the prostitute's eyes as she watched the
pair jog past. Then, from the sidewalk, the hooker yelled, "See what you
get for five bucks?"
Bill Clinton started jogging near his new home in Chappaqua. But on each
run, he happened to jog past a hooker standing on the same street
corner, day after day. With some apprehension he would brace himself as
he approached her for what was most certainly to follow.
"Fifty dollars!" she would shout from the curb.
"No, five dollars!" fired back Clinton.
This ritual between Bill and the hooker continued for days. He'd run by
and she'd yell, "Fifty dollars!" He'd yell back, "Five dollars!" One day
however, Hillary decided that she wanted to accompany her husband on his
jog. As the jogging couple neared the problematic street corner, Bill
realized the "pro" would bark her $50 offer and Hillary would wonder
what he'd really been doing on all his past outings. He realized he
should have a darn good explanation for the junior Senator.
As they jogged into the turn that would take them past the corner, Bill
became even more apprehensive than usual. Sure enough, there was the
hooker. Bill tried to avoid the prostitute's eyes as she watched the
pair jog past. Then, from the sidewalk, the hooker yelled, "See what you
get for five bucks?"
