Evolution is dumber than shit.
You believe a prokaryote evolved into a eukaryote some 3 billion years ago, but only once ... never again. Yet evolution is all about randomness of very large probabilities. So shouldn't that very basic precursor to all other life happen over and over again? Many times? To be probable enough to happen at all? Once in 3 billion years is so improbable that it's impossible (statistical anomalies of orders of 10^60th power or greater are deemed impossible).
But let's not stop there.
You're telling me that humans, with our big brains, took 600,000 out of 700,000 years to figure out how to:
- Start a fire
- Make a clay pot
- Make clothes
You're dumber than shit.
Ohh and extra credit for dumbshits.
All living proteins are right handed. Left handed proteins are toxic and will kill you.
Figure that one out if proteins are supposed to be naturally created by accidental lightning strikes of tars or some dumb shit.